DH washed the dishes with Windex. Will I die?

[5Australorpasaures]

ATTA BOY! No more washing dishes for you.

 

[ChicNmom]

So he won’t EVER have to do them again…

I bet it was the classic “if I do it so bad this time I won’t ever have to do it again”. When eating off the plates just remember to wash it down with some dish soap

There's a name for it now.

Weaponized Incompetence.

 

[tlcmurphy]

There's a name for it now.

Weaponized Incompetence.

Yep, and my husband’s the poster child for it

 

[azurbanclucker]

So he won’t EVER have to do them again…

 

[The Moonshiner]

You all are bad.
I get the concept. I remember being a kid and when my brother had to mow with a push mower he'd always mow over something and break the mower or tear something up. Got him out of mowing but I thought he was a jerk cause it cost my mom money to buy another mower and made him look lazy.
Maybe that's why I wouldn't get on board with the game. More likely though I'm thinking a wife/gf would quickly catch on and decide to play her own version and suddenly become bad at doing something I'd want.
Worse cause..... ouchie. Best case.... you suc .... ok I'm off the rails now.... better go

 

[tlcmurphy]

My sister was like that. She “sucked” at everything, I thought she was a moron until I realized she was a genius.
Neither of us fall for that Crap with our husbands….

 

[notabitail]

what should I do…

Did you explain to him what he did wrong? Give him actual dish soap, the sponge, and a place to wash them so he can scrub the windex away.

 

[Jenbirdee]

Did you explain to him what he did wrong? Give him actual dish soap, the sponge, and a place to wash them so he can scrub the windex away. said

he also sprayed the coffee pot filter basket with LYSOL . he said he didn’t see the Vinegar.
so i ran the pot ( with just water) to get the Lysol smell out of it. I just don’t know
it’s an old pot maybe i’ll toss it and get a new one

 

[wrathsfarm]

I just don’t know
it’s an old ______ maybe i’ll toss it and get a new one

For fear of offending, I will just bite my tongue and leave this.

 

[Crazy Maizie]

Maybe he thought he grabbed the dawn platinum power wash, but then when he figured it out, he just went with it to keep that streak free shine?