Difficult Puzzle! Winner Posts New One!!!

[Ninjasquirrel]

Yep. I remember the answer to that last one now. It's dark, isn't it?

Yes.

 

[Friendly_Lurker]

A man is planning a brick building. He's planned it so carefully he knows exactly how many bricks he'll need: 99,999. He goes to the brick store, where he attempts to order 99,999 bricks, but the attendant says, "Sorry, we only sell packs of 100,000 bricks." The guy has no choice but to buy the 100,000 pack, even though he only needed 99,999. He erects his building, to find that his calculations were correct and he has one brick left. He throws the final brick into the air.

 

[Friendly_Lurker]

A woman is seated on a plane with her chihuahua, who is barking a lot. She is annoyed by the guy sitting next to her, who is smoking. He is equally annoyed by her chihuahua's incessant barking, so they make a deal. He'll throw his cigarette out the window, if she'll throw her dog out. He throws his cigarette out, she throws the dog out. But she had a leash on the dog, and hauled him back in. What did the dog have in his mouth?

 

[Ninjasquirrel]

A woman is seated on a plane with her chihuahua, who is barking a lot. She is annoyed by the guy sitting next to her, who is smoking. He is equally annoyed by her chihuahua's incessant barking, so they make a deal. He'll throw his cigarette out the window, if she'll throw her dog out. He throws his cigarette out, she throws the dog out. But she had a leash on the dog, and hauled him back in. What did the dog have in his mouth?

The brick?

 

[Friendly_Lurker]

The brick?

Yep. That story is meant to be told at parties, the first story at the beginning and the second at the end.

 

[Friendly_Lurker]

Who’s turn is it?

 

[Ninjasquirrel]

Who’s turn is it?

Go ahead. I got nothin

 

[Friendly_Lurker]

What have I got in my pocket?

 

[Ninjasquirrel]

What have I got in my pocket?

Tricksy. Tricksy hobbits. I dont remember the answer though

 

[Friendly_Lurker]

Must gives us three guesses, Precious.