Oops. Sorry. Apparently what was meant as a joke wasn't taken that way. My apologies.
You know Blooie, none of us ever
really thought you had even the SLIGHTEST bit of humor in you
And right now Ken is gearing up to the do the holiday baking. I don't bake - I hate it. He makes everything from the cookies the kids decorate to his amazing peanut brittle, for which he usually has a long waiting list. Last year he made and mailed out 60 pounds to folks all over the country, in addition to what he hands out locally and to family. I love to cook, he loves to bake. I couldn't take care of granddaughter Kendra without his help.
My wife doesn't cook, never has. 25th anniversary coming up in 3 weeks. She will bake but cook dinner? HAH!
Ok, I will readily admit I am stereotypically described in this conversation.
Raised in a typical Italian household, only son with 3 sisters, I am useless when it comes to typical housework.
I have 3 grown children and have never changed a diaper...
Alone now, don't say it, I know I deserve it.
House is a mess, but I am learning...
Miss Blooie, I laughed also with your comment. You hit the mark describing me...
Necessity is the mother of invention, now designing and building an iRobot Roomba on steroids
Only son, always my mother's FAVORITE son (for obvious reasons), 2 sisters. Parents divorced when I was 11, dad remarried 2 years later and I gained 2 step sisters. Even the dogs and cats were mostly female.
Got married, have 2 "kidult" daughters. Took leave from work and stayed home with the first one from age 1 to 2 when the second was born. Changed, washed, dried and folded LOTS of diapers. Leave policies changed at work so wife went permanent part time when kid 2 was a year old. She went in to work at 5, I dropped the girls at the preschool, she picked them up at noon. I did the grocery shopping on the way home from work and then, well, see the prior post
I was reading the latest Consumer Reports "gifts" article to wife and DD1 the other day. Some are just too far out there. Like the $450 robot vacuum. Wife thinks she wants one to vacuum the kitchen
I'm thinking NOT! Maybe Ron can send me a beta version of his iRR
We will fully test it on bare floors (some so old a drunken sailor would think s/he was walking on level ground) and lots of cat and people fur of various lengths.
BTW, wife came with a jigsaw, but generally speaking, yes, I do all the power tool work. Did manage to convince DD2 that she could mow the lawn. She was OK with that because pushing a pedal while steering and listening to music on her iPod wasn't exactly a lot of work. Said it was easier than the push reel mower at the prior house (see response to Bee below to see just how taxing THAT was). Now if ANY of my "girls" wanted to learn to use the power tools, I'd be just fine with that. But I've not seen a line at the shop door, other than inquisitive chickens.
I remember a time when we used to mow 6 acres of lawn with push mowers. They were cheaper and there were lots of youngin's to push them around. Then it was just Mom and Dad and they still mowed with push mowers. Those folks with riding mowers "had more money than sense and they were missing out on all the good exercise". Now, with Dad gone, we have a riding mower and couldn't imagine being without one, though could still go back to it without too much difficulty, and only have 3 acres to mow now. We pull carts with it, skin deer with it, give grandbabies rides on it
, and even run over to the back of the property on it. Can't imagine being without it now.
I could see a riding vacuum.....I could sweep up grass clippings, leaves, twigs, bugs, you name it....then shoot it all into the coop. Sign me up!
Are you talking reel mowers or gasoline powered push mowers? Because if it is the former, I bow deeply to the power of your genetics! Prior house had a strip of grass between the fence and the road, 5' of grass one each side of the house and a 20'x30' back yard. A power mower would just be stupid. But no letting the grass get tall, reel mowers don't do "tall" or "seed stalks" real well. I can't imagine mowing 3 to 5 acres with a human powered reel mower.