"Do boy chickens lay eggs too?"

[texasgal]

No, he was not kidding .. and when I replied with "Do men have babies?" he said

"Well, I thought maybe chickens were different .. I didn't know."

OH myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ...

Eggs -- female
Sp**m - male

I thought it was obvious ..

 

[wombat]

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I think it's funny that you can say "eggs" here but need to use * to say sp**rm.

 

[hrmalexandra]

Someone asked me "don't they need a rooster to lay eggs?"

I said "no," and figuring that I was getting 3 eggs a day from my nuns that he would believe me.

But no. "No, I think they need a rooster to lay."

So I looked the guy in the eye and said "does a girl need a boyfriend to have her period?" and that shut him up.

 

[SarahFair]

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lol lol lol lol

 

[TheGoldenRoo]

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That is just so unbelieveable...

 

[Big Chicken Little]

I would have told them that is where all the "boy" chickens come from

 

[mullers3acers]

 

[soonerdog]

My grandfather ....

.....used to tease me with a joke many years ago. He would ask, if a rooster

was on top the house and laid an egg, which side of the roof would the egg roll down?

DAH.....ROOSTERS DON'T LAY EGGS!!!

I was a farm kid and I knew that was a trick question!

Be nice to your co-worker and take him some of your ROOSTER's eggs.

 

[A.T. Hagan]

"Do boy chickens lay eggs too?"

Tell them egg laying roosters can be very dangerous and they should stay away from them!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockatrice

.....Alan.

 

[texasgal]

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I think it's funny that you can say "eggs" here but need to use * to say sp**rm.

Yeah, right?? I hesitated to even go THERE .. but....