Do cattle roost?

[BBQJOE]

Ok, one day ole, lena Sven and I were out snowmobiling. I don;t know why, but we were drinking heavily, and we all climbed on the machine, which had a tow behind trailer sort of unit.
The snow mobile broke down. It was getting cold and dark. I was kicking around in the the snow, and came up with a can of beer. I opened it, and a beer can genie popped out.
He said we all got one wish.

Olie wished to go home and sit by the fire with some hot soup. Lena and I threw our wish in for the same thing, and poof, we disappeared. Sven, on the other hand said he was cold and lonely and wished we were back with him. We found ourselves back in the cold wilderness, with a broken snowmobile, a cold stupid Sven, an empty can of beer. We kicked his butt, and had a seven mile walk home.

 

[holm25]

That darn Sven... He never was the smartest... Its a good thing I wasnt there! I would have tied ropes around his waist and made him pull me back!

 

[N F C]

Next time, just leave Sven at home!

 

[Tumbling K]

note to self:

never, ever, never ever, let the dumbest person make their wish last........

 

[duluthralphie]

Well.... Beings Ole and Lena are my neighbors. I suppose I can tell you about their wedding night...

They had a big dance. 4 piece polka band and everything! It was huge.

I bet there were 40 maybe 50 of us there. They had it at the townhall.

Again there was some beer involved. Ole really got drunk. Of course Sven had a few brews too. About half way through the dance Lena disappeared along with Sven.

A few us went outside looking for them. We found them in the back seat of Ole's car making out like a couple teenagers. We all got worried because we know Ole can have a temper.

We were trying to figure out what to do and Ole came walking out towards us looking into his car. We figured this would get ugly...


Ole gets there and says " whatcha guys looking at?".. And looked into his car..


All of a sudden he busted out laughing and slapping his knee. Pointing in the car ands said " Look at that darn Sven in the car with Lena! He is so drunk he thinks he is me"......

 

[holm25]

Oh my gosh!

 

[Tumbling K]

Well.... Beings Ole and Lena are my neighbors.  I suppose I can tell you about their wedding night...

They had a big dance. 4 piece polka band and everything! It was huge.

I bet there were 40 maybe 50 of us there.  They had it at the townhall.  

Again there was some beer involved. Ole really got drunk.     Of course Sven had a few brews too.     About half way through the dance Lena disappeared along with Sven.

A few us went outside looking for them. We found them in the back seat of Ole's car making out like a couple teenagers.  We all got worried because we know Ole can have a temper.

We were trying to figure out what to do and Ole came walking out towards us looking into his car.   We figured this would get ugly...


Ole gets there and says " whatcha guys looking at?".. And looked into his car..


All of a sudden he busted out laughing and slapping his knee.  Pointing in the car ands said " Look at that darn Sven in the car with Lena! He is so drunk he thinks he is me"......

I guess Lena thought he was too.

 

[BBQJOE]

One time I was waiting in line at Ole's two holer outhouse. Sven and ole were in there squatted together, Ole stood up and sweared. Sven asked him what the matter was. Ole sweared again, took off his watch, pulled out his wallet, and threw both down in the hole.
It turns out that Ole lost 50 cents down the hole.
He told Sven, you don't think I'm going down there just for 50 cents do you?

I laughed so hard and all, I didn't make it in time. Bad ride home.

 

[Bunnylady]

No corks?

 

[N F C]

No corks, no monkeys. Guess those guys were never Boy Scouts or they would have been prepared.