I have a neighbor across the street who is, erm, not real friendly. My turkeys went to visit him one day, and instead of welcoming them (I would have) he called the Animal Cops on me. Grump. So the Animal Cops come to my front door and I go herd the turkeys home.
When the Animal Cops come back to chew me out and threaten me with a ticket
, Petey Peters comes striding out to confront the intruders. He had the male Animal Cop doing this weird kind of dance (trying to look severe and authoritative while a goose is biting your legs is hard). I should have told him to show Petey his badge . . .
When the Animal Cops come back to chew me out and threaten me with a ticket
