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Do I Look Like a Domestic? GEESH!

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by joebryant, Dec 9, 2009.

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  1. Dec 9, 2009 #1
    joebryant

    joebryant Overrun With Chickens

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    This day started off bad enough after learning this morning an hour after dressing that I had my boxer briefs on backward. After changing underwear AGAIN I decided to do what Anne said to do before she left for Atlanta, wash my underwear and socks. She had told me she had all the buttons set for me to push. I was worried about adding soap... how much. I got everything together and took them to the utility room. The following instructions were on the dryer:

    Washer
    Clothes first
    A little less than a capful of Tide (HEY!)
    Pull out big button

    Dryer
    Put in sheet of Bounce with clothes
    Push in big button
    Clean lint screen afterwards (HUH?)

    I did all that, and it worked, BUT now I have this pile of underwear and socks on the living room sofa. Who the heck's supposed to FOLD that mess? Not ME! I don't know how, and I don't want to learn. I'll just leave it on the couch and use it as I need it. It'll all be back in the dirty clothes hamper when she gets home, and she'll never know, and what she doesn't know can't hurt me.

    GUYS LEARN FROM THIS!
     
  3. Dec 9, 2009 #2
    The Poultry Peanut

    The Poultry Peanut lives under rock

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    Just shove em in a drawer [​IMG] Thats what I do. [​IMG]
     
  5. Dec 9, 2009 #3
    Germaine_11.20

    Germaine_11.20 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I am speechless. [​IMG]
     
  7. Dec 9, 2009 #4
    jbowyer01

    jbowyer01 Just Me!

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    LOL oh my....
     
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    ChickBond 007

    ChickBond 007 Licensed to Cull

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    If you were a real man, you would have just left them in the dryer and not hauled them to the sofa. [​IMG]
     
  11. Dec 9, 2009 #6
    cndula@elp.rr.com

    [email protected] Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I am NOT speechless, but I fear if I posted what I wanted to it would be removed anyway. I just hope you have some redeeming qualities to lure your wife to actually come home.
     
  13. Dec 9, 2009 #7
    amyquilt

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  15. Dec 9, 2009 #8
    joebryant

    joebryant Overrun With Chickens

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    Quote:
    Wow! You're GOOD!
     
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    Germaine_11.20

    Germaine_11.20 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:Oh....burn
     
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    chickenwhisperer123

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