Do I Look Like a Domestic? GEESH!

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joebryant

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11 Years
Apr 28, 2008
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This day started off bad enough after learning this morning an hour after dressing that I had my boxer briefs on backward. After changing underwear AGAIN I decided to do what Anne said to do before she left for Atlanta, wash my underwear and socks. She had told me she had all the buttons set for me to push. I was worried about adding soap... how much. I got everything together and took them to the utility room. The following instructions were on the dryer:

Washer
Clothes first
A little less than a capful of Tide (HEY!)
Pull out big button

Dryer
Put in sheet of Bounce with clothes
Push in big button
Clean lint screen afterwards (HUH?)

I did all that, and it worked, BUT now I have this pile of underwear and socks on the living room sofa. Who the heck's supposed to FOLD that mess? Not ME! I don't know how, and I don't want to learn. I'll just leave it on the couch and use it as I need it. It'll all be back in the dirty clothes hamper when she gets home, and she'll never know, and what she doesn't know can't hurt me.

GUYS LEARN FROM THIS!
 
Just shove em in a drawer
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Thats what I do.
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I am NOT speechless, but I fear if I posted what I wanted to it would be removed anyway. I just hope you have some redeeming qualities to lure your wife to actually come home.
 
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