Do I Look Like a Domestic? GEESH!

[ChickBond 007]

to Joe. The frozen pizza wrappers, piles of cans, and full ashtrays must be racking up by now. When does she get home?

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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I just hope you have some redeeming qualities to lure your wife to actually come home.

Ann's never coming back.​

 

[fldiver97]

I know a guy that would just go and buy new undies....skip the whole figuring out and actually doing laundry.....

 

[SarahFair]

So do you just sit back everynight and watch your wife do all this for you AFTER shes had a hard day of work and Im guessing AFTER shes cooked you dinner?
Do you just sit back and think 'Yeaa... This is the life. I have me a wench to do everything for me. Hey wench.. Go run my bath with extra bubbles this time!'

Wheewwww we would be having words.

 

[ChickBond 007]

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Ann's never coming back.

Buff -- have you helped her get placed in the Overloaded Wife Protection Program? Have you changed her hair color and placed her in a safe house? I could be part of the underground railway taking her to safety if you need another stop.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Ann's never coming back.

Buff -- have you helped her get placed in the Overloaded Wife Protection Program? Have you changed her hair color and placed her in a safe house? I could be part of the underground railway taking her to safety if you need another stop.

Just between you and me ChickBond, she's actually at the Vatican receiving the FastPass to sainthood as we speak. They didn't even need to ask about any miracles she might have committed - all they needed to hear was her husband's name.

 

[joebryant]

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She'll be home, bringing our daughter with her (for Christmas) on the 16th. Ain't no trash or dirty dishes around. She left lots of food and I buy some carry out. I just keep rinsing off the same the same cup, dish, bowl, spoon, fork, knife.

 

[ChickBond 007]

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Buff -- have you helped her get placed in the Overloaded Wife Protection Program? Have you changed her hair color and placed her in a safe house? I could be part of the underground railway taking her to safety if you need another stop.

Just between you and me ChickBond, she's actually at the Vatican receiving the FastPass to sainthood as we speak. They didn't even need to ask about any miracles she might have committed - all they needed to hear was her husband's name.

 

[joebryant]

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Nooooooooooo, I take showers mostly.

 

[joebryant]

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Buff -- have you helped her get placed in the Overloaded Wife Protection Program? Have you changed her hair color and placed her in a safe house? I could be part of the underground railway taking her to safety if you need another stop.

Just between you and me ChickBond, she's actually at the Vatican receiving the FastPass to sainthood as we speak. They didn't even need to ask about any miracles she might have committed - all they needed to hear was her husband's name.

HEY, I'm the saint around here.