Do I Look Like a Domestic? GEESH!

[rodriguezpoultry]

Hmmm...you're right joe. I may need to hide it...


I'm thinking in the dishwasher. He'd NEVER look there!

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Go for it - but stop giving Joe ideas!

 

[joebryant]

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Poor guy's an trouble and doesn't even know it!

 

[ChickBond 007]

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But if I watch and learn how, Anne might find out, and it will be my job from then on. Thanks anyway, but I found out how that goes when I took out the trash one time forty-four years ago; that's been my job ever since. All I hear around here is, "Take out the trash. Take out the trash. Take out the trash. Take out... ad nauseum." Sometimes I just can't take it anymore, but being the saint that I am...

Joe, I used this same brilliant philosophy with the lawn mower. Every time I was "honored" to try out the new lawn equipment, I run over the edging, scrape the concrete on the hill edge with the blades, hit trees and knock off the guard, etc. One time I even had to resort to weed-eating the air-conditioner hookup at the house. It has been very effective and I have been banned from all types of yardwork for years. Good to know that we think alike on opposite sides of the gender chasm.

 

[joebryant]

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But if I watch and learn how, Anne might find out, and it will be my job from then on. Thanks anyway, but I found out how that goes when I took out the trash one time forty-four years ago; that's been my job ever since. All I hear around here is, "Take out the trash. Take out the trash. Take out the trash. Take out... ad nauseum." Sometimes I just can't take it anymore, but being the saint that I am...

Joe, I used this same brilliant philosophy with the lawn mower. Every time I was "honored" to try out the new lawn equipment, I run over the edging, scrape the concrete on the hill edge with the blades, hit trees and knock off the guard, etc. One time I even had to resort to weed-eating the air-conditioner hookup at the house. It has been very effective and I have been banned from all types of yardwork for years. Good to know that we think alike on opposite sides of the gender chasm.

SMART WOMAN! You have stolen my heart!

 

[sparkles2307]

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When DH was single he would leave his clothes unfolded so that women would see him al wrinkly and think he needed someone to take care of him...he thought he was so clever...now his clothes are all wrinkly cause he married the un0laundry queen and I'm lucky to get the kids' stuff folded!

sparkles2307, I can assure you that tactics like that one and others work for lots of guys.

Oh I am sure they do! He did land me after all!

 

[joebryant]

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sparkles2307, I can assure you that tactics like that one and others work for lots of guys.

Oh I am sure they do! He did land me after all!


TOUCHE!

 

[Buff Hooligans]

Why don't they teach manhandling in high school????

 

[ChickBond 007]

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Well that was easy.... now take out the garbage.


I attended manhandling classes, Buff. They were held in the ladies restroom. That's why we all go to the bathroom together in groups.

 

[joebryant]

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That's the first thing that you've ever said that makes any sense. Then again, seems like when I was in high school, girls were doing that to me then; in fact, they're still doing it at the school where my son went. All the boys sign up for the class.