Do I Look Like a Domestic? GEESH!

[TheOLDNewChick]

I applaud you on your good sportsmanship, Joe!

 

[LarryPQ]

If you have to do the dishes,
Such an awful boring chore.
If you have to do the dishes,
Instead of going to the store,
If you have to do the dishes,
And you drop one on the floor:

Maybe you won't have to do the dishes anymore?

-Shel Silverstein

 

[EweSheep]

OH YEAH! I remember "christening" the new riding lawn mower by doing those things until my Dad gave me the stern talk down about me running over broken fence posts, ruining the blade shaft. And another Toro riding lawnmower, by not checking the oil....where is the OIL on that thing? All I can do is to jump start it from my truck to mower to start the darn thing. And get the three and half acres mowed in two hours in HIGH speed, running anything and everything........didn't I get the job DONE????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DuckLady]

My mom taught me to be independent.
I can do everything needed to make myself a useful person who can support myself and do for myself.
That makes me worth a lot.

By the same token, I would never marry a man whose values are not the same. Such a man is useless to me.

Fortunately, my husband is capable of doing for himself without whining about it if he needed to.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

Quote:
Okay Pal, why don't you and me step outside?

















Let's make it your place - it's raining like heck here...

 

[joebryant]

Quote:
Okay Pal, why don't you and me step outside?
Let's make it your place - it's raining like heck here...

Sounds good to me. You are going to clean this dump up aren't you.

 

[joebryant]

Quote:
Terrie, I need to counsel your husband; you've damaged him badly. What's his telephone number.

 

[ChickBond 007]

Quote:
Terrie, I need to counsel your husband; you've damaged him badly. What's his telephone number.

Ahh, Terrie, to have had a mom as good as yours. I however am not totally independent and must use the tools given.
I like it that way.

 

[gaited horse]

Quote:
That's what I do too.

 

[redstars]

This is getting good.