Do I smell bad because...

Janet and i need to git us a big ole cast iron pot to slooooooowly cook us up some venison barley stew from this. Our house was built in 1830 and yes this kettel crane is original.

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If you're going to be one of the slave women in my harem, cooking me carnivorous meals will be your second most important duty.

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That's one of our famous 800-pound New Hampshire sheep. Or it could be four sheepskins sewn together. I can never remember which.

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Perhaps you could incorporate that into your cleaning duties.
 
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We keep gittin asked about our avatar. Our birds get cracked corn twice a day and we narrowed the task down to.."go give the girls thier crack". What is in our avatar is a pic of what happens to a chicken when she does too much crack......
she gets.......
WIRED

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MMmm...ok, bad joke...Guess ya had to be there at the time.
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If you're going to be one of the slave women in my harem, cooking me carnivorous meals will be your second most important duty.

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That's one of our famous 800-pound New Hampshire sheep. Or it could be four sheepskins sewn together. I can never remember which.

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Perhaps you could incorporate that into your cleaning duties.

when would you like me to start babe????whats the uniform?
 
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Fun to clean NOT,
Yes, been there done that~ on the rug in front of the crackling fire.
Come morning time - go outside in the frost half asleep, find a good piece of wood thats always at the bottom of the pile where the spiders are, then swing the log splitter, miss the log, hit the concrete or the dog and put your back out, then dig the splinter out.
fun!! but worth it.
 

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