Do not try this

[cajunlizz]

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Not to bad , unless they are dangling . LOL

 

[JennsPeeps]

Oh, and do not let a chicken roost on your shoulder if you have moles on your neck.

 

[chickenannie]

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Yeah, my chicken stole food right off my guest's plate when she wasn't paying attention. Miss Hen got such goodies that she wouldn't leave that particular guest alone after that!

 

[mom'sfolly]

Pasta and pullets sound like something that should go on the recipe thread. Don't let your six your old go outside with a grilled cheese sandwich in his hand...he will come in crying and you will have to make a new one. Chickens think six year olds are treat factories.

 

[dacjohns]

mom'sfolly :

Pasta and pullets sound like something that should go on the recipe thread. Don't let your six your old go outside with a grilled cheese sandwich in his hand...he will come in crying and you will have to make a new one. Chickens think six year olds are treat factories.

Pasta and pullets. Translate it into French or Spanish and we now have a fancy name for chicken and noodles.

I would do it but my French is pretty rusted. Spanish is even worse.​

 

[MooseHillFarm]

Do not, while shutting chickens in for night, spot something on the floor under the roost and decide to pick it up. I've gambled and lost.

 

[Blisschick]

Don't wear your husband's tennis shoes that he wore when he kicked the turkey for bowing up at him. The turkey will remember the shoes and not care who's wearing them. I now have a three inch scar on the back of my leg. Inky has a personal vendetta against those shoes.

My chickens like to peck at the rivets on my jeans. It's funny to watch them try to pull them off. I had one eat my earring once. It's probably long lost in the yard somewhere.

 

[Mom 2em All]

Do not sit outside eating a bowl of cereal(and milk) with a bunch of banties who are learning how to fly...

I ended up with Frosted Mini-birds instead of Mini-Wheats.

 

[dacjohns]

Frosted mini-birds.

 

[Chicken_Lover4567]

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That sounds hilarious. That's something I got to see. Mini-birds, that has a nice ring to it...