Do not try this

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by dacjohns, Jun 22, 2008.

  1. dacjohns

    dacjohns People Cracker Upper

    Do not go into the chicken coop or chicken run while wearing shorts and having chigger bites on your legs.

    :eek:

    Edited for clarification.
     
    Last edited: Jun 22, 2008
  2. Mrs MIA

    Mrs MIA Chick Magnet

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    :eek:... or freckles!!!


    [​IMG]


    (are you ok?)
     
  3. Aneesa's Muse

    Aneesa's Muse Chillin' With My Peeps

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    LOL ..I read this about 4 times like this:

    "do not go in the chicken coop ...or run wearing shorts... having chigger bites on your legs"

    ..and could not, for the life of me, figure out why not go in the chicken coop ....or why wearing shorts while running was bad ..and so on

    [​IMG]


    So.. did the chickens remove your chigger bites, after all?

    OUCH!!
     
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  4. dacjohns

    dacjohns People Cracker Upper

    Changing into long pants. I knew better too. [​IMG]
     
  5. A Carolina Chick

    A Carolina Chick Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Don't wear Croc shoes either! [​IMG]
     
  6. verthandi

    verthandi Chillin' With My Peeps

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    LOL...a floor length gauze skirt put my chickens over the 6 foot fence one day. No fear of me being attacked, but they were sure they were facing something threatening.

    There was no chance of catching them with that skirt on either, I had to go change back into jeans.

    Later for work.....I don't think my boss believed my excuse. [​IMG]
     
  7. montcapu

    montcapu Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:ROFL
     
  8. dangerouschicken

    dangerouschicken Will Barter For Coffee

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    Do not empty the litter from your chicken coop, on top of your glasses, which are lying in the grass.
     
  9. robinaggie

    robinaggie Flew the Coop

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    I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe!
     
  10. rooster-red

    rooster-red Here comes the Rooster

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    Do not stand close to a bowl of yogurt you just put down for the chickens...


    Unless you want a yogurt bath! [​IMG]
     

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