Do not try this

[dacjohns]

Do not go into the chicken coop or chicken run while wearing shorts and having chigger bites on your legs.



Edited for clarification.

 

[Mrs MIA]

... or freckles!!!

(are you ok?)

 

[Aneesa's Muse]

LOL ..I read this about 4 times like this:

"do not go in the chicken coop ...or run wearing shorts... having chigger bites on your legs"

..and could not, for the life of me, figure out why not go in the chicken coop ....or why wearing shorts while running was bad ..and so on

So.. did the chickens remove your chigger bites, after all?

OUCH!!

 

[dacjohns]

Changing into long pants. I knew better too.

 

[A Carolina Chick]

Don't wear Croc shoes either!

 

[verthandi]

LOL...a floor length gauze skirt put my chickens over the 6 foot fence one day. No fear of me being attacked, but they were sure they were facing something threatening.

There was no chance of catching them with that skirt on either, I had to go change back into jeans.

Later for work.....I don't think my boss believed my excuse.

 

[montcapu]

Quote:
ROFL

 

[dangerouschicken]

Do not empty the litter from your chicken coop, on top of your glasses, which are lying in the grass.

 

[robinaggie]

I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe!

 

[rooster-red]

Do not stand close to a bowl of yogurt you just put down for the chickens...


Unless you want a yogurt bath!