Do not try this

[Davaroo]

I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe!

I know, huh?

Thanks for the tip, buddy... you 'da man!​

 

[Aneesa's Muse]

Toe rings are a big hit with Obe and Tahti ..they love to try and steal my toes and silver rings

"jail birds" ...

When the police came by yesterday, to get the burglar I caught in my car ..yes, I caught him red-handed..... Obe was crowing his fool head off at the lady officer. It was hilarious!

 

[normajean]

Or stare into your favorite hen's eyes when she is nestled oh so lovingly on your shoulder........OH LOOK>>>>AN EYEBALL TO PECK.....EVEN BETTER< EYELASHES!!!!!

 

[SpottedCrow]

Obelisk equates eyes with grapes:both squirt when ya bite em...

I wore a different pair of pants that had a hole in them one day and Slifer took after me biting and spurring and flogging the snot out of me...I haven't worn the pants since either.

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

Do not let a chicken sit on your shoulder pretending to be a pirate's parrot (unless you have another clean shirt to wear after)...

If said chicken just has to pretend to be a parrot, make darn sure that she is facing forward and not backwards. Apparently parrots have better aim than chickens.

I'm just sayin'...

 

[Hangin Wit My Peeps]

LOL ..I read this about 4 times like this:

"do not go in the chicken coop ...or run wearing shorts... having chigger bites on your legs"

..and could not, for the life of me, figure out why not go in the chicken coop ....or why wearing shorts while running was bad ..and so on

OMG I did the same thing! lol​

 

[montcapu]

NEVER wear sandals around your chickens. Especially when your toes are painted red.

now that would be fun to watch​

 

[montcapu]

never turn your back when it petting time unless you want one crawling up your back

 

[FisherMOM]

Quote:
LOL Norma.. This ALMOST happened to me yesterday, but I was faster than her! She did peck my ear one day... I have a freckle on it. (or at least I did!)

 

[hazelton farms]

Never bend down to pick up the rabbit pellets you dropped when you have 20 pullets standing around waiting for their food too.

Stacy