Here is one my Uncle Ted used to sing to my family when I was a child:
I had a chicken, but no eggs would she lay,
I had a chicken, but no eggs would she lay.
I had a chicken, but no eggs would she lay,
I had a chicken, but she wouldn't lay eggs.
One day this rooster, came into our yard,
and then this rooster, caught her off of her guard...
(much faster and louder)
She's laying EGGS now, like she never USED to,
ever since that ROOSTER, came into our yard.
(back to slowly)
We had a milk cow, but no milk would she give,
we had a milk cow, but no milk would she give.
We had a milk cow, but no milk would she give,
We has a milk cow, but she wouldn't give milk.
One day this rooster, (confused look on face) came into our yard,
and then this rooster, (worried look on face) caught her off of her guard...
(again, much faster and louder)
She laying EGGNOG, in WAX CONTAINERS,
ever since that ROOSTER, came into our yard, came into our yard!
I had a chicken, but no eggs would she lay,
I had a chicken, but no eggs would she lay.
I had a chicken, but no eggs would she lay,
I had a chicken, but she wouldn't lay eggs.
One day this rooster, came into our yard,
and then this rooster, caught her off of her guard...
(much faster and louder)
She's laying EGGS now, like she never USED to,
ever since that ROOSTER, came into our yard.
(back to slowly)
We had a milk cow, but no milk would she give,
we had a milk cow, but no milk would she give.
We had a milk cow, but no milk would she give,
We has a milk cow, but she wouldn't give milk.
One day this rooster, (confused look on face) came into our yard,
and then this rooster, (worried look on face) caught her off of her guard...
(again, much faster and louder)
She laying EGGNOG, in WAX CONTAINERS,
ever since that ROOSTER, came into our yard, came into our yard!
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