Do you let your duck watch TV?

[Miss Lydia]

I went an looked him up. The name sounded familiar just couldn't place him with being an artist. He must have been a friendly little artist too.

 

[duluthralphie]

He’s got this great bushy head of hair. I bet the ducks would love to gnaw on it.
Sadly, he passed away a while ago, not knowing anything about his duck fan base.

I heard he was a dux activist and secretly embedded coded messages into his paintings.

What appears to be a friendly tree next to a friendly pond on a friendly hillside is actually a call to arms for dux to attack defenseless chickens and turkeys with germ warfare.

 

[Miss Lydia]

What an imagination

 

[thumper650]

I heard he was a dux activist and secretly embedded coded messages into his paintings.

What appears to be a friendly tree next to a friendly pond on a friendly hillside is actually a call to arms for dux to attack defenseless chickens and turkeys with germ warfare.

Not sure if the "weekly world news" is still around, but I bet they'd hire you in a second!

 

[duluthralphie]

Not sure if the "weekly world news" is still around, but I bet they'd hire you in a second!

Truth is always in demand, except by duxdenyers... they prefer to ignore dux danger than face the threat of a dux watching tv....

which we all know now is simply the way they communicate with the dux sleeper cells

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

I don't let my ducks watch t.v. I feel that ducks spend too much time watching t.v., they get too fat and lazy, and they talk back. They need to spend more time exercising outside like the old days. Next thing you know they want a cell phone to take selfies and an Xbox membership.

Now that sounds familiar!

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

The guy that paints friendly little trees on friendly little mountains.

And beats the devil out of his paint brush.
I love that guy and his paintings.

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

Not sure if the "weekly world news" is still around, but I bet they'd hire you in a second!

Here you go: https://weeklyworldnews.com/
Didn't know about that incredible source of truth! So much better than Fakebook and Instabug!

 

[Chullicken]

 

[chinwok]

My duck also reads the news on my computer.