You might have some fun doing my hicken, Dove.
I am convinced Dove is an agent sent from planet derp to derpify all of our chickens. However, she is simply to derpy to succeed.
Dove is a chicken who isn't quite sure how to chicken. She's very chill and laid back, and we love her, but there is something wrong with her brain. She'll go and sit in the nesting box for hours, then walk out. As she is going down the ramp, the egg falls out of her fluff(and generally cracks.) Dove has some interesting past times. One of her favorites is being broody without any eggs, but another is chasing flies. Normal chickens scratch around to look for worms; Dove chases flying insects she has no chance of catching. It is incredibly amusing to see her running around with her neck outstretched, swinging around to watch the fly.
I hope that's ok!
