Does anyone have any good chicken jokes?

[Goose girl1]

hey does anyone have any chicken jokes to add to my collection.
Thanks

 

[MrsMistyReal]

 

[Goose girl1]

haha thanks

 

[NoFlyBackFarm]

Why did the chicken go to the vet?



He was feeling a little under the feather!

 

[OhZark Biddies]

I recall my grandpa telling this one 30 something years ago:


If it takes a day and a half,
for a hen and a half,
to lay an egg and a half...

How long does it take for a rooster,
to hatch a doorknob,
sitting on a corner post?

Give up?
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So did the rooster.

 

[NoFlyBackFarm]

lol

 

[Chick or Treat]

How did the gum cross the road?
How?
It got stuck to the chickens foot!!

 

[NoFlyBackFarm]

OH MY GOSH SOO FUNNY

 

[Nardo]

Mozart got rid of his chickens. They just kept on, "Bach, Bach, Bach."

 

[DwightFletcher]

Very funny!!
LOL