Does anyone have any good chicken jokes?

[NoFlyBackFarm]

LOL

 

[Sinful chick]

How did the gum cross the road?
How?
It got stuck to the chickens foot!!

That is the stupidest, FUNNIEST thing I’ve heard!!! Haaaa!!!

 

[Sinful chick]

What do you call a joke-telling chicken?

-A Commedi-HEN!!

 

[Grits&Eggs]

why does the chicken coop only have two doors, because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.

 

[feathermaid]

why does the chicken coop only have two doors, because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.

 

[feathermaid]

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Spoiler: A.

To get to the other SLIDE

Q. Why did the chicken join a band?

Spoiler: A.

Because it already had drumsticks

Q. Why did the rooster run away?

Spoiler: A.

Because he was chicken!

 

[Sinful chick]

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Spoiler: A.

To get to the other SLIDE

Q. Why did the chicken join a band?

Spoiler: A.

Because it already had drumsticks

Q. Why did the rooster run away?

Spoiler: A.

Because he was chicken!

You are going to KILL me!!!

 

[Sinful chick]

You are going to KILL me!!!

Haaaaa!!!!Haaaaa!!!

 

[NoFlyBackFarm]

 

[NoFlyBackFarm]