LOL, amusing thread. Just thought I would throw my lizzard story into the fray.
My 70 lb red nose, Sugar, in her earlier years, killed one of my geese, for which she was promptly chastized. At a later time, she killed one of my goats for having the audacity to stomp and snort at my wife. As time went on, Sugar became aware that she was to guard the animals and not harm them. Enter Bruno, a 90 lb red nose male, enherited from a friend. Bruno was OK with the animals, but much trembling was a clue to his restraint. His big thing in life was chasing lizzards, some of which he was able to catch and eat. One day, my wife and I were in our pool, Sugar sunning on the deck and Bruno gleefully chasing lizzards. Suddenly, Bruno caught a lizzard about 5 ft from Sugar. All of her protective instincts burst forth in a fury of flashing teeth and muscle that caught Bruno totally unaware. She let him know in no uncertain terms that NOBODY was gonna harm one of HER animals on her watch. Fortunately, all the yelling from inside the pool halted the attack before blood was shed (other than lizzard blood). Sugar is now 14 years old and still guards the animals. She also still moves out of the way when my geese advance in her direction........Pop
My 70 lb red nose, Sugar, in her earlier years, killed one of my geese, for which she was promptly chastized. At a later time, she killed one of my goats for having the audacity to stomp and snort at my wife. As time went on, Sugar became aware that she was to guard the animals and not harm them. Enter Bruno, a 90 lb red nose male, enherited from a friend. Bruno was OK with the animals, but much trembling was a clue to his restraint. His big thing in life was chasing lizzards, some of which he was able to catch and eat. One day, my wife and I were in our pool, Sugar sunning on the deck and Bruno gleefully chasing lizzards. Suddenly, Bruno caught a lizzard about 5 ft from Sugar. All of her protective instincts burst forth in a fury of flashing teeth and muscle that caught Bruno totally unaware. She let him know in no uncertain terms that NOBODY was gonna harm one of HER animals on her watch. Fortunately, all the yelling from inside the pool halted the attack before blood was shed (other than lizzard blood). Sugar is now 14 years old and still guards the animals. She also still moves out of the way when my geese advance in her direction........Pop
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