I've just about had it with my neighbors who refuse to clean up after their mutts. The walk to and from school has become a game of "dodge the dung". And as for my yard, I don't have a dog, I shouldn't have to clean up dog sh@t!!!! I'm tired of hosing off shoes and bike tires, so I have an idea. I'm going to put up lots of little signs flagging the piles, hopefully amusing but with idea of making people more aware. I need help thinking of clever little things to say. Please give me some ideas, preferable not rude as the kids around here read perfectly well.
Some of my ideas are:
along the Burma Shave lines: look ahead, just up there, I think that dog, needs underwear...doggy don't
doggy doos are really doggy don'ts
I don't think this is from the Easter bunny
YUCK!!!!
That's ishy!!!!
can't walk a mile without a doggy pile
IED=icky excretory dump
no more roadside bombs
Thanks
karen
Some of my ideas are:
along the Burma Shave lines: look ahead, just up there, I think that dog, needs underwear...doggy don't
doggy doos are really doggy don'ts
I don't think this is from the Easter bunny
YUCK!!!!
That's ishy!!!!
can't walk a mile without a doggy pile
IED=icky excretory dump
no more roadside bombs
Thanks
karen