Dog won't stay off couch

[Hoosiermomma]

Good dog....Jake.....

 

[Luna_Chick66]

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Yeah, must be sarcasm. I reviewed some of her other posts.

You never know. Some people get worked up over these dog posts.

Guilty, your Honor. Sarcasm it is, but it was not intended to offend you.

I've been very 'enlightened' by dog training methods used here. Mousetraps, duct tape, alpha rolls.... I can only imagine what will be next.

But, if you wanna duct tape moustraps to your dog and then give an alpha roll, be my guest. I won't stop you.

 

[Hoosiermomma]

But, if you wanna duct tape moustraps to your dog and then give an alpha roll, be my guest. I won't stop you.

 

[Brindlebtch]

Duct tape is one of the world's great inventions. Take above picture and sub in Jake and a few mouse traps and voila! Modern dog training at it's best! ta-da!

May be tricky rolling around with the attached mouse traps, though. Be careful doing the alpha male thing, PC!

 

[Duck Keeper]

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HEY, sound's like he might be starting to get the idea!

(Yay a Cesar Millan fan!

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I would try a combination of stuff to either freak him out or get him to avoid it altogether. A carpet runner and a few mousetraps will DEFINITELY remind him the couch is not his.

My dog only gets a bath when he rolls in something putrid...

Why must he get it LODGED IN HIS LEATHER COLLAR?!
The smell never comes out!

Oh, I would want pictures if you did decide to try the mousetrap-alpha roll though.

 

[Brindlebtch]

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Also, thank you PC! I never realized the bow helped keep Bill my lap pooch smelling so nice!

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

I have found that a carefully positioned cat takes care of the dog on the sofa problem...

 

[Hoosiermomma]

Can we see a pic of Jake????

 

[Southernbelle]

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There ya go, PC, get a cat!

 

[Brindlebtch]

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AAAAwwwww poor puppy's life is a living hell! Just look at that SAD face! The cat is a big meanie.................