dogs pet peeves

[mdbucks]

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
'1'
Blaming your farts on me....
not funny... not funny at all !!!

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'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A very' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!

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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home.

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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

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'7'
Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",
then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!

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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?

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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!

 

[Alleyoops25]

Thats pretty funny. Did you find this or make it up your self?

 

[Dawn419]

Love it!!!

Dawn

 

[Buff Hooligans]

I just copied and pasted that into an e-mail to one of my bosses who brings his two giant dogs to my morning office. Good thing he has a good sense of humor!

 

[chickengirlnm]

i know now what my dogs are thinking thank you lol

 

[EweSheep]

 

[mdbucks]

I got it in my e-mail, its been around a couple of times at least

 

[serendipity22]

My husband tells a joke...It goes something like this...



A man and his neighbor were watching a dog lick himself.

Man says, "Wish I could do that."

Neighbor says, "That dog'll bite you!"




**Just thought I'd share...

 

[mdbucks]

I always heard it as


Q: do you know why a dog licks himself?

A: because he can.

 

[serendipity22]

I'm sure it's the same with a cat.