dogs pet peeves

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  1. mdbucks

    mdbucks Cooped Up

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    Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
    '1'
    Blaming your farts on me....
    not funny... not funny at all !!!

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    '2'
    Yelling at me for barking.
    I'M A very' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

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    '3'
    Taking me for a walk, then
    not letting me check stuff out.
    Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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    '4'
    Any trick that involves balancing
    food on my nose. Stop it!

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    '5'
    Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
    Now you know why we chew your stuff
    up when you're not home.

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    '6'
    The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
    You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
    a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

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    '7'
    Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",
    then acting surprised when I freak
    out every time we go back!

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    '8'
    Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
    Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

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    '9'
    Dog sweaters. Hello ???
    Haven't you noticed the fur?

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    '10'
    How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
    Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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    Now lay off me on some of these things.
    We both know who's boss here!
    You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
    A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
    CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!
     
  2. Alleyoops25

    Alleyoops25 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] Thats pretty funny. Did you find this or make it up your self? [​IMG]
     
  3. Dawn419

    Dawn419 Lost in the Woods

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    [​IMG] Love it!!! [​IMG]

    Dawn
     
  4. Buff Hooligans

    Buff Hooligans Scrambled

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    I just copied and pasted that into an e-mail to one of my bosses who brings his two giant dogs to my morning office. Good thing he has a good sense of humor!
     
  5. chickengirlnm

    chickengirlnm Chillin' With My Peeps

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    i know now what my dogs are thinking thank you lol

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  6. EweSheep

    EweSheep Flock Mistress

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  7. mdbucks

    mdbucks Cooped Up

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    I got it in my e-mail, its been around a couple of times at least
     
  8. serendipity22

    serendipity22 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    My husband tells a joke...It goes something like this...



    A man and his neighbor were watching a dog lick himself.

    Man says, "Wish I could do that."

    Neighbor says, "That dog'll bite you!"




    **Just thought I'd share...
     
  9. mdbucks

    mdbucks Cooped Up

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    I always heard it as


    Q: do you know why a dog licks himself?

    A: because he can.
     
  10. serendipity22

    serendipity22 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I'm sure it's the same with a cat. [​IMG]
     

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