dogs are awful. bark bark all day long and what at? the wind blowing through the trees.bark bark bark. neighbor doing work in the yard 100 yards away bark bark bark. 11pm and neighbor cough in house 300 feet away. bark bark bark. that's all they do! how has evolution not selected these mongrels out!?
look at me ima dog I roll in my poo. and if it's another animals poo I roll in it and eat it. then I run to my human and give it kisses. disease infected poop kisses.
if you are a dog person you are just like Constantine. makes Christianity the religion of Roman empire. stops the use of concrete in construction and stops indoor plumbing! for the next 800 years God fearing humans shoveled their poop out the window, spreading disease and living in the dark ages!