Prepare yourselves for the mega-quote of the century. You people talk too much... lol
So the guys have to work out every day?
I hate it when Maribelle does that. She's my little fat dog. So cute, but soooooo loud and just *yuck* when I hear it.
Okay so someone needs to figure this out stat. You can't possibly appreciate my humor if you can't see them.
All old people like "moving pictures".
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There can be only one...
Finally! Something he's bad at.
I'm so glad no one has installed a live feed of me working out to YouTube. What a relief!
They really are the cutest. Her outfits in general are precious.
Is that like bourbon? Or are y'all putting burrs on bonbons now?
He's not on here silly pants.
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Do I get an extra tick for laughing myself into the floor? I seriously cannot. I was crying I was laughing so hard. I think it was the whole running from the chair followed closely by the search party. I'm imagining someone saddling up and galloping down the drive, rocks flying. The sound of ATV's revving and people yelling as they fan out and your dog tracking the big dummy. Eff words, I'm laughing again. I can't...
And another one for this fit please. I almost peed from laughing so hard. I was literally crying.
Feeling like some Denise Austin tonight...
I mean working out is working out. It's not like you develop ovaries from doing a strip tease workout...
More laughing. Why a bathroom scale?
Stop it, I can't breathe!
Why in the world are you holding up a piece of (dead) live rock? And why does it look like a mummified ratite foot?
You know, one of my friends forgot about some milk one time. It actually gagged the maggots. Like they were dead in the jug. I've never laughed so hard from a Southern euphemism/Dad joke mash up in my life.
Stop iiiitttttttt! I can't. That is like the worst FUPA ever!
So you run real fast when Mare wants to see the receipt from the feed store?
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Okay, time to get you to bed grandma...
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No. I can't. Fogged up glass from mouth breathers looking at bacon is more than I can handle after the Great Dane.
First of all, it's not sweat pants season, grey or otherwise. Secondly, when it is that time of the year, one must be careful wearing them or you might get accused of smuggling sausages out when you have done no such thing.
Hard same. Stupidest gait ever.
No. First runaway Great Danes, and then caca sheets, and bacon, and I just can't take any more.
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Mare smelling for cochins:
Let me help you...
*wriggles with excitement* Wriggling is like something cute a puppy would do. Shuddering is well, not as cute.
Congratulations!!!!
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It feels great here today. Surprisingly. Wonderful breeze coming out of the North.
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Man, you quoted a lot! But you pretty much pegged the great dane story!
gets lost...no helping him.
