Don't Wait! Start Extra Today. 4th Month Day 3

[sweaterthebroodyrooster]

Also...beware. There are real life loons on the internet. Don't tell anyone personal stuff.

I’m sorry I know it’s true but I’ve had several several people tell me this the past week.

 

[R2elk]

That "girl" you speak of is no mere mortal. She's a blood princess, and she'll smite you.

Why did you not wish her a happy birthday back on August 3rd?

 

[The Moonshiner]

Prepare yourselves for the mega-quote of the century. You people talk too much... lol


So the guys have to work out every day?

I hate it when Maribelle does that. She's my little fat dog. So cute, but soooooo loud and just *yuck* when I hear it.

Okay so someone needs to figure this out stat. You can't possibly appreciate my humor if you can't see them.

All old people like "moving pictures".

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There can be only one...

Finally! Something he's bad at.

I'm so glad no one has installed a live feed of me working out to YouTube. What a relief!

They really are the cutest. Her outfits in general are precious.

Is that like bourbon? Or are y'all putting burrs on bonbons now?

He's not on here silly pants.

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Do I get an extra tick for laughing myself into the floor? I seriously cannot. I was crying I was laughing so hard. I think it was the whole running from the chair followed closely by the search party. I'm imagining someone saddling up and galloping down the drive, rocks flying. The sound of ATV's revving and people yelling as they fan out and your dog tracking the big dummy. Eff words, I'm laughing again. I can't...

And another one for this fit please. I almost peed from laughing so hard. I was literally crying.

Feeling like some Denise Austin tonight...

I mean working out is working out. It's not like you develop ovaries from doing a strip tease workout...

More laughing. Why a bathroom scale?

Stop it, I can't breathe!

Why in the world are you holding up a piece of (dead) live rock? And why does it look like a mummified ratite foot?

You know, one of my friends forgot about some milk one time. It actually gagged the maggots. Like they were dead in the jug. I've never laughed so hard from a Southern euphemism/Dad joke mash up in my life.

Stop iiiitttttttt! I can't. That is like the worst FUPA ever!

So you run real fast when Mare wants to see the receipt from the feed store?

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Okay, time to get you to bed grandma...
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No. I can't. Fogged up glass from mouth breathers looking at bacon is more than I can handle after the Great Dane.

First of all, it's not sweat pants season, grey or otherwise. Secondly, when it is that time of the year, one must be careful wearing them or you might get accused of smuggling sausages out when you have done no such thing.

Hard same. Stupidest gait ever.

No. First runaway Great Danes, and then caca sheets, and bacon, and I just can't take any more.

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Mare smelling for cochins:

Let me help you...

*wriggles with excitement* Wriggling is like something cute a puppy would do. Shuddering is well, not as cute.

Congratulations!!!!

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It feels great here today. Surprisingly. Wonderful breeze coming out of the North.

People want to know the important details.

@Kiki
Making it through this whole d@mn post counts as extra right?
It sure felt like a workout.

 

[Kiki]

Gator meat infused with a hint of dog

Bruh...tell me dog meat is not really a thing over there.

 

[Kiki]

Does running around my restaurant for 8 hours a day, and occasionally hauling around 20 lbs buckets of potatoes count?

No.

 

[R2elk]

Have my brother crank the meat grinder while I drop the bits.

Happy belated birthday. Only two weeks too late.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Speak Anglaise

I wasn't aware that sauces had languages. Creme anglais, or savory anglais?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Why did you not wish her a happy birthday back on August 3rd?

(Because I didn't have my birthday open to the public).
(Speaking of, shush, Bahbers, it's fine).

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I’m sorry I know it’s true but I’ve had several several people tell me this the past week.

Speaking of, I don't believe that I've told you yet....

 

[sweaterthebroodyrooster]

Prepare yourselves for the mega-quote of the century. You people talk too much... lol


So the guys have to work out every day?

I hate it when Maribelle does that. She's my little fat dog. So cute, but soooooo loud and just *yuck* when I hear it.

Okay so someone needs to figure this out stat. You can't possibly appreciate my humor if you can't see them.

All old people like "moving pictures".

View attachment 2801853
There can be only one...

Finally! Something he's bad at.

I'm so glad no one has installed a live feed of me working out to YouTube. What a relief!

They really are the cutest. Her outfits in general are precious.

Is that like bourbon? Or are y'all putting burrs on bonbons now?

He's not on here silly pants.

View attachment 2801855

Do I get an extra tick for laughing myself into the floor? I seriously cannot. I was crying I was laughing so hard. I think it was the whole running from the chair followed closely by the search party. I'm imagining someone saddling up and galloping down the drive, rocks flying. The sound of ATV's revving and people yelling as they fan out and your dog tracking the big dummy. Eff words, I'm laughing again. I can't...

And another one for this fit please. I almost peed from laughing so hard. I was literally crying.

Feeling like some Denise Austin tonight...

I mean working out is working out. It's not like you develop ovaries from doing a strip tease workout...

More laughing. Why a bathroom scale?

Stop it, I can't breathe!

Why in the world are you holding up a piece of (dead) live rock? And why does it look like a mummified ratite foot?

You know, one of my friends forgot about some milk one time. It actually gagged the maggots. Like they were dead in the jug. I've never laughed so hard from a Southern euphemism/Dad joke mash up in my life.

Stop iiiitttttttt! I can't. That is like the worst FUPA ever!

So you run real fast when Mare wants to see the receipt from the feed store?

View attachment 2801862

Okay, time to get you to bed grandma...
View attachment 2801863

No. I can't. Fogged up glass from mouth breathers looking at bacon is more than I can handle after the Great Dane.

First of all, it's not sweat pants season, grey or otherwise. Secondly, when it is that time of the year, one must be careful wearing them or you might get accused of smuggling sausages out when you have done no such thing.

Hard same. Stupidest gait ever.

No. First runaway Great Danes, and then caca sheets, and bacon, and I just can't take any more.

View attachment 2801869

Mare smelling for cochins:

Let me help you...

*wriggles with excitement* Wriggling is like something cute a puppy would do. Shuddering is well, not as cute.

Congratulations!!!!

View attachment 2801883

It feels great here today. Surprisingly. Wonderful breeze coming out of the North.

People want to know the important details.

It’s currently physically painful to laugh and it’s impossible to read this without going into stitches. I’m crying from pain and from laughter