Oh, the things I want to say here!!Sweet babies can turn into terrorists because they are confused about their identities.

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Oh, the things I want to say here!!Sweet babies can turn into terrorists because they are confused about their identities.
Extra points if you're shirtless.Doing anything outside today is extra.
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I have done that but am not going to provide the proof. I have previously provided the barefoot in the snow pics.Extra points if you're shirtless.
I've seen that one. Ouch!I have done that but am not going to provide the proof. I have previously provided the barefoot in the snow pics.
I would have ended her with my bare hands.Aight.
I was over at a friend's place reading until they woke up. It was early morning and I didn't want to just barge into their house.
My friends are wildlife rehabilitators, they have (had) a doe. She was friendly enough and stuck around because she was too scared to be a wild deer. She'd even stand outside their door and stamp her feet until they came and gave her a spritz of bug spray.
This deer came up to me really gently and rubbed her nose on me, I started petting her and giving her little scratches. She seemed to enjoy herself but I wanted to get back to my book. About three minutes after I resumed reading I get whacked. I get whacked again, and again, and again. The first few whacks were strategically placed at the the back of my head and almost knocked me out, the rest were hard gouging body blows.
I have goats, they have the same type of hoof as a deer. I get jumped on all the time so it really shouldn't be that scary. But this deer sharpens her hooves and really digs with them. If I were to compare, it would be like getting beaten with the nail pulling end of a hammer.
By the end of her beating I had a bleeding gash on my back.
The End.