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It gets awkward really fast.
Fllooooofffeeerrr pics.
Really? Darn. This was just getting interesting. Wanting to see smooshed faces of husbands, and all...Whoops.
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Okayyy...Fllooooofffeeerrr pics.
I need to see those smooshed face ones to see if maybe one day I need one.
Lol but I gotta ask...Why is this pregnant woman drinking champagne!?A CHICKEN FARMER WENT TO THE LOCAL BAR. HE SAT NEXT TO A WOMAN AND ORDERED CHAMPAGNE.
THE WOMAN SAID: "HOW STRANGE, I ALSO JUST ORDERED A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE.
"WHAT A COINCIDENCE," SAID THE FARMER AND ADDED, "IT IS A SPECIAL DAY FOR ME. I AM CELEBRATING.
"IT IS A SPECIAL DAY FOR ME TOO, I AM ALSO CELEBRATING!" SAID THE WOMAN.
"WHAT A COINCIDENCE" SAID THE FARMER.
WHILE THEY TOASTED, THE FARMER ASKED, "WHAT ARE YOU CELEBRATING?
"MY HUSBAND AND I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO HAVE A CHILD FOR YEARS, AND TODAY, MY GYNECOLOGIST TOLD ME THAT I WAS PREGNANT.
"WHAT A COINCIDENCE," SAID THE MAN. "I AM A CHICKEN FARMER AND FOR YEARS ALL MY HENS WERE INFERTILE, BUT NOW THEY ARE ALL PRODUCING FERTILIZED EGGS.
"THIS IS AWESOME," SAID THE WOMAN. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MAKE YOUR CHICKENS FERTILE?
"I USED A DIFFERENT ROOSTER," HE SAID.
THE WOMAN SMILED AND SAID, "WHAT A COINCIDENCE".
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Because no one's allowed to "judge" anymoreLol but I gotta ask...Why is this pregnant woman drinking champagne!?
So true...unless someone's unvaccinated...apparently.Because no one's allowed to "judge" anymore