Story time!
Last year in scout camp,
I took a first aid class.
I missed the first day of it because I couldnt find it...
2nd day we were practicing CPR on a dummy.
When it came my turn to show what needed to be done I walked up to the dummy and recited the steps.
Step 1: make sure the person isn't just sleeping.
Me: *taps shoulder of dummy*
"bob? Bob? Bob are you ok? BOB? BOOOOBBBB!?!?!?
*slaps the dummy*
ANSWER ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU BOB!!!!!
Dummy: *remains silent*
Me: *rolls up sleeves* LET ME AT 'EM!!!!
Teacher: I think that's enough of step one....
How about step 2?
Step 2: clear the area of dangerous objects.
Me: *throws teachers scout book* paper cuts can be nasty! Especially with lemon juice...
Teacher: pick it up!
Me: pick what up?
Teacher: *facepalm* just... Show me step 3....
Step 3: get help
Me: I'M ALL THE HELP YOU'LL EVER NEED!!!! *pulls out pocket knife*
Teacher: Okay, I think you've shown me enough.
Strangely everyone acted surprised when I got my merit badge. XD
I try to do something useful...I fail...I'm back on BYC!!! 
