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Duck, Duck, Goose!
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What is the highest honor for graduating waterfowl?
-Vale-DUCK-torian!
What is the highest honor for graduating waterfowl?
-Vale-DUCK-torian!
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over
here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how
to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble
these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............
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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how
to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble
these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............
(scroll down)
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
ROFL duck
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A man was driving down the road and noticed a three legged chicken racing along beside his car.
When he looked at the speedometer he realized that the chicken was running over 75 miles per hour.
The amazed driver followed the chicken for several miles until the chicken turned down a gravel road.
The driver followed the chicken to a huge poultry farm. All around the farm there were three legged chickens as far as the eye could see.
The driver stopped his car and then seeing the farmer feeding the chickens he asked him about the three legged chickens.
"Well you see," started the farmer
"I am a genetic engineer and the leg is my favorite piece of chicken. It is also the favorite piece of my wife and my son. I got tired of having everybody fighting over the leg at dinner so I just developed a chicken with enough legs for us all."
"What a great idea!, "said the driver
"How do these three legged chickens taste?" asked the driver
"Well, "said the scientific farmer
"I don't know. I've never been able to catch one!"
When he looked at the speedometer he realized that the chicken was running over 75 miles per hour.
The amazed driver followed the chicken for several miles until the chicken turned down a gravel road.
The driver followed the chicken to a huge poultry farm. All around the farm there were three legged chickens as far as the eye could see.
The driver stopped his car and then seeing the farmer feeding the chickens he asked him about the three legged chickens.
"Well you see," started the farmer
"I am a genetic engineer and the leg is my favorite piece of chicken. It is also the favorite piece of my wife and my son. I got tired of having everybody fighting over the leg at dinner so I just developed a chicken with enough legs for us all."
"What a great idea!, "said the driver
"How do these three legged chickens taste?" asked the driver
"Well, "said the scientific farmer
"I don't know. I've never been able to catch one!"
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