
Seriously, friends house or not-
Friend: Did I accidentally send my crickets to the wrong address?
Me: Crickets? Huh? I’m not sure what you’re talking about? ARE YOU SURE DELIVERING 5000 crickets via mail is even legal?!
Friend: I thought you said you didn’t know what I was talking about?
Me: I think I would have noticed a delivery of 5000 crickets!
Friend: I never told you how many crickets were in the delivery!
Me: WILD GUESS- But yeah, NO CRICKET delivery here!!!

That is the best fricken way to get back at somebody you dislike!!! Send them mail order crickets!!!! I’ve got to keep this in mind