Dumb hubby tricks

[SarahFair]

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When DH says "I got this" that translates to call 911 now!

my all time favorite is when DH called me in a panic and all he kept asking was "which card(insurance) is for stitches?". Apparently he was hitting golf balls off the front deck of our old house and sliced the ball into our DD's face. She is fine only has a small scar, but the whole "which card" thing cracks me up.

Bless his heart!

lol! You should have said 'WHAT?! WHY?! We dont have one for stitches!!'

 

[scbatz33]

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Silly silly husband!!

 

[scbatz33]

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When DH says "I got this" that translates to call 911 now!

my all time favorite is when DH called me in a panic and all he kept asking was "which card(insurance) is for stitches?". Apparently he was hitting golf balls off the front deck of our old house and sliced the ball into our DD's face. She is fine only has a small scar, but the whole "which card" thing cracks me up.

Bless his heart!

lol! You should have said 'WHAT?! WHY?! We dont have one for stitches!!'

I actually had to call the hospital because I couldn't get anything else out of him. Fortunately there was only one hospital in the county or my 411 charges on the cell would have been outrageous!.

I actually said to the gal in the ER, "I'm looking for my husband, tall, panicked maybe bleeding or needing stitches." She was too funny - knew exactly who I was talking about!!

 

[thechickenchick]

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I notice you said WAS 33,,, where did you bury him?

I would tell you but........

Naw, I didn't kill him, but I can bet you that his next victim probably wished I would have!!

 

[scbatz33]

Then there was the time he put gasoline on the fire - in the fireplace! Blew himself across the room. That was a 2 am ER trip.

Or the time he got a drill for Christmas (from his parents, I don't buy him sharp objects) and decided to try it out while holding hte piece of wood in his palm - yup, put it right through his hand.

Or the time he was backing up the U-Haul in a shopping center and I told him it "good enough" and he said "I got this". Yeah he got the bill for a new plate glass window!

Or the time..... oh gosh, this is not making him look good is it? Good thing he's hot!!! LOL!!

Oh wait, that's not him......


THAT'S HIM!

 

[Buff Hooligans]

Batz, I'll trade you my husband who never does anything funny or wrong, for your hunka monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[scbatz33]

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NO WAY! That is 13 years of hard work and effort to craft a man who cooks, cleans and NEVER leaves the toilet seat up! I worked too hard to give him away! LOL!

 

[jendh]

About two years ago, we were in process of moving. Hubby was going through one of him MANY boxes of old papers (junk) and came across an old butane lighter. Of course, being a boy made him HAVE to light the durn thing. It kinda exploded in his hand and he promptly dropped the flaming ball of plastic back into the box of papers. I immediately crack up as I follow (with baby on my hip) him through the kitchen into the garage and outside with it. As we get outside we meet the Health Department Guy, who had just pulled up to inspect the septic tank for the sale. Needless to say, he was quite surprised and confused. I'm no help, because by this point I'm hysterical, about to wet myself too. He got the hose turned on it and decided that maybe the box of receipts from high school weren't worth saving after all.

 

[Backyard_Chicken_rancher]

OK I have done the beat all this weekend I cut mowing lie I do almost everyweekend well this weekend I was mowing and came acroos some electric lines Yep the same kind the runs into your house so I rais ethe blade on the Mower (A Riding Mower) without disengaging them first I just raised them up and drove over the lines (I thought with them being raised they would be high enough)......Wait for it ............................Wait for it.................yep I caught the lines in the blades down went the power.....That was not the dumb hubby trick here oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! that was the an accident no biggie re wire then everything will good right...Wrong..........Here comes the DUMBA** HUBBY TRICK.............I get off the Mower and start pushing it off the lines....Wait it gets better while it is sparking like crazy Yep I was pushing the mower while the power lines were sparking under it,called the electricion to come out and fix it so at 11 pm were getting the wires fixed (It took him that long to come out) so we get all the wires fixed and put the meter back in place no POWER thats right NO POWER I blew a fuse at the pole on the wire it self. I could have been fried but thankfully I am not.....



I will be taking MY DUMBA**ED HUBBY CROWN NOW!!


I would be roflmao if it wasn't true. It was truely a SHOCKING night

 

[grundail01]

well atleast you didn't get a sparkling new attitude along with it