Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat - Part 2 : Chicken Boogaloo.

[7 Biddies]

I hope you grabbed them back!

 

[Pipe Dreaming]

I had someone at work ask me "So how does IT WORK? "
What do you mean. .?
"How does the chick get inside the egg? "
Oh! Well. .it takes a rooster and a hen and there has to be a mating..
"So the rooster does something to the egg after its laid? "
(Yeah lady. .they're like fish) Omg.
Anyway, it took awhile but I explained it the best I could.
This same person believed all ponies were just baby horses and they'd all grow tall one day. For real. .
She does buy eggs from me though, she's the only one. Everyone else acts like they're as disgusting as eating a poopy diaper.

 

[chickendreams24]

Hahahahhahahhahahha OK I'd rate that a ten on the stupid scale the pony thing lol but actually I've heard that a lot about chicken eggs. And then there's the so roosters have a *you know what*... Um people really lol

 

[TheBeardie]

I have a few stories for you guys today, if you were on D-T-P-H-S-A-Y-C/E/M Part 1 then you might (Probably not) remember me saying that my mom and my sister wouldn't eat any of my girls eggs! Since the price of eggs have gone up, they both grew a pair are starting to eat the fresh eggs right on time to! I have seventeen hens and two duck hens that produces quite a few eggs a day.

My uncle has a small number of hens that he got for eggs, and he wanted to get my Dominique rooster, spanky. He had one hen that was striped that he wanted to breed with my cockerel, I asked if he had incubator, he said no. I asked if he was going to get one, he said no, then I scraped the bottom of the barrel and asked if, at least, He had a hen that was broody. The answer was still no My uncle apparently thought, when a rooster is brought into the equation, the hens start the hatching of the chicks! needless to say he didn't get spanky!

The next story is not about a miss informed Homo sapien but a miss informed Gallus gallus domesticus.
About seven months ago I got two silkies that were just wee puffs.

as puff one and puff two grew they both turned out to be handsome male Not so balls of fluff.

(these are taken a month or so ago) The grey one has a cross beak and developed slower than the white one. The grey ones official name is Castiel or Cas but I call him little man. The white ones name is Gabriel or Gabe for short. Do to past predator attacks all of my animals go up at night. The power puff boys have become very aggressive to watch other over girls so Gabe go's in with my eldest girls during the day and little man go's in with my last hatch. Yesterday Little man had first mistaken a piece of hay for a.. a.. a girl!!
As I was picking him up seconds later I put my hand in front of him to show him I was there, he grabbed my thumb in his crooked little beak and didn't mount my hand but stayed on the ground holding my thumb captive and... did the ground beside my hand! I don't call my boys perverts for nothing!

 

[chickendreams24]

Wow that's hysterical! Lol and I thought I had a couple dumb birds. well put the hay in the bator see if it hatches

Lol also did you name Castiel after the Supernatural character?

What did they say was the reason they wouldn't eat your eggs? Lol people blow me away by not wanting to eat farm fresh eggs like they might be diseased or something. Like wow they came from a chickens butt.... Yeah and where do the pretty white ones you get at the store come from?

 

[TheBeardie]

Fluffy hay would be the cutest mix ever! Yes, I named Cas after Castiel from supernatural silkie wings look like my mom's angel statue thingies. The ones that have fluffy wings and some of them light up. So I googled angel names and clicked on the name Cassiel when I thought it sounded familiar and it turns out that Castiel is based on Cassiel! I hadn't thought of supernatural angels until then. I figured that the shadow of his wings were dark so the grey one fit better
My family members thought the taste was to strong and the fact that chicken spunk was in most of the eggs!

 

[Royiah]

I've had fun reading all of ya'lls crazy stories and just had to post my own. (Despite the fact that my hens have yet to lay any.)

This actually happend at my workplace (Distribution center) I'm a clerk so I stay in the office and so I'm surrounded by ALL of the managers all day. Anyways One of those managers is apparently a city boy(oh the horror!) when I told him I was getting chickens namely Wheaten Americana's, he asked if the chickens would be ok with the Americana's...

When I told him Americana's Were Breed of chicken he looked at me all blank faced. "Like you know how dogs have many different types\breeds?" And I swear it was like a light bulb went off in his head and then disappeared just as fast. "Wait there are different breeds?" he asked.

Me: "Yep and mine are going to lay blue eggs!"
Him: "Your sh*** me!"
Me: "Ah yeah no?..."
Him: "your Sh*** me!"
Me: "*Sigh pulls up bing and search's Americana blue eggs* see blue eggs."
Him: "You've got to be Sh**** me! *Stands there and thinks for a moment.* Is the yolk and white blue too?"

Me: *laughs* "um yeah no they're like normal white or brown eggs just blue."
He then looks at me with awe and then tells me that he wants to try some. I don't think he realizes that the eggs come out the rear end. Lol he hasn't stopped asking when I'll get my first eggs. I think he may be more excited to see the novelty of a blue egg than I am and I'm the one who checks the coop for eggs every single day!

Its funny but I cant hate the guy since he really is honestly curious and very uneducated in the ways of animals in general. Let alone chickens.

 

[appps]

I dunno, think first time someone told me chickens lay blue eggs I said something similar lol. Now they are on my must have list

Had the do you need a rooster to get eggs question the other day, I don't think deep down I really believed people didn't know that till then lol

 

[napdognewfie]

They do not associate that fluffy little critter in front of them with a package of eggs or meat from the store.

Chickens are an exotic animal and meat comes from a Star Trek food replicating factory. Lol

 

[lazy gardener]

I have offered some of my eggs to a relative.

Me: Want some eggs?
Her: No, I don't eat that many.
Me: You could take just a 1/2 dozen.
Her: No thanks. I buy fresh Egg Beater's at the store.
Me: Well, if you change your mind, let me know.
Recently, she's been marveling at the fact that she can buy hard boiled eggs at the deli counter.

Hmmm.... Wonder how old those are??? Seriously? Choosing a pre-packaged product full of preservatives, or eggs that have been cooked, and are working to the end of their "use by" date like a ticking time bomb over fresh free range eggs with all of their nutritional benefits???