Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat - Part 2 : Chicken Boogaloo.

[RAsChickens]

Once one of my friends came over to see my hens. She picked one up and started making really weird noises. I thought she was having an allergic reaction! I said "Nora, are you ok?" And she's like "I'm trying to speak chicken!" I said I had to go to the bathroom, went inside the house, and almost died laughing.

 

[Aziara]

Once one of my friends came over to see my hens. She picked one up and started making really weird noises. I thought she was having an allergic reaction! I said "Nora, are you ok?" And she's like "I'm trying to speak chicken!" I said I had to go to the bathroom, went inside the house, and almost died laughing.

Lol!
I actually do speak some chicken, haha. If you make a deep sound like "tock tock", they will think you have some food for them. I use it to get new baby chicks to eat, while tapping the feed with my finger.
It sounds a lot like a rooster's food call too, so sometimes the hens will even pay attention.
I 'sing' back to my hens sometimes too. I'm just one of those people who meows at my cats, and growls at the dog when she's bad. I'm nuts, I know.

But if you are trying to speak chicken, and you sound nothing like a chicken, I think you're doing something wrong!

 

[7 Biddies]

But if you are trying to speak chicken, and you sound nothing like a chicken, I think you're doing something wrong!

Only if you accidentally insult them.

 

[LavvyTaffy]

I can do my roos "DANGER!" call perfectly.

 

[7 Biddies]

I can do my roos "DANGER!" call perfectly.

I've got the egg song down pat. But, looking at my photo (avatar), what else would you expect?

 

[BYCforlife]

I was talking to a kid and I here is our conversation.

Me: I have 38 chickens.
Him: Don't chickens eat their eggs?
Me: Uhhhh... What's in the store?
Him: Mr. Random Guy has chickens, and his chickens eat all their eggs.
Me: You eat eggs from the store, right?
Him: Yeah.
Me: Are you eating eggs the chickens ate?
Him: changes subject.

 

[LavvyTaffy]

I've got the egg song down pat. But, looking at my photo (avatar), what else would you expect?

 

[7 Biddies]

I was talking to a kid and I here is our conversation.

Me: I have 38 chickens.
Him: Don't chickens eat their eggs?
Me: Uhhhh... What's in the store?
Him: Mr. Random Guy has chickens, and his chickens eat all their eggs.
Me: You eat eggs from the store, right?
Him: Yeah.
Me: Are you eating eggs the chickens ate?
Him: changes subject.

Should keep the chicken population under control, too.

 

[BYCforlife]

Should keep the chicken population under control, too.

Chickens: impossible to have only one!

 

[LavvyTaffy]

Chickens: impossible to have only one!

You stole my SIG! Lol