Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat - Part 2 : Chicken Boogaloo.

[Ravynscroft]

Well, this one certainly made me chuckle…

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Well, ya gotta get up under there and check their milk production, dontcha know???

 

[Debs Flock]

Well, this one certainly made me chuckle…

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Whew, I can't breathe. That's good stuff!!

 

[casportpony]

I think I just peed my pants!

 

[Debs Flock]

I think I just peed my pants!

My tummy still hurts from the laughing!

 

[Doobly]

I've told colleagues I have two ducks, both boys, and then I often get asked if I eat their eggs!

 

[casportpony]

My tummy still hurts from the laughing!

Same here!

 

[Doobly]

My mother in law refuses my eggs because I have a rooster says she can taste the "chicken business". I said that was quite a Freudian view, confused her all to pieces.

That's both hilarious and terrifying!!?

 

[Ravynscroft]

My tummy still hurts from the laughing!

Same here!

I can just imagine her going out to check all 3 now... and what she will say when she can't find anything for chicks to latch onto!!

 

[casportpony]

I can just imagine her going out to check all 3 now... and what she will say when she can't find anything for chicks to latch onto!!

I find it so hard to believe that any person old enough to use commas in a sentence would think that chicks nurse.

 

[MageofMist]

Well, this one certainly made me chuckle…

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If they were pigeons, I'd understand a milk confusion... But my god.

Reminds me of the time I had to explain to my dad that roosters don't have external genitalia, and how the cloaca on both the rooster and hen works and how it is possible for them to mate without, well, the external part. He was utterly bewildered and fascinated by this.

It started over him being concerned over the rooster trying to mount the 4 month olds and worried he'd cause 'internal damage' due to them being too young. Apparently he assumed all birds were like ducks when it came to mating.