Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[Back2MyRoots]

I got a new one today on my facebook!

I posted a pic of my new week old golden laced wyandottes this morning and a friend posted back:


friend: "so you're going to raise crows now?"
me: "no? what?"
friend: "the baby crows"
me: "those are baby CHICKENS"
friend: "no way. I've seen baby chickens. they are YELLOW."
me: facepalm

 

[MsBagawkbagawk]

Wait, I'm not a crow breeder?!?!? *sarcasm strikes again!*

 

[Back2MyRoots]

Here's the thing, I know A LOT of people that didn't grow up around livestock and still manage to not sound like blazing idiots. What is wrong with some people?

 

[MsBagawkbagawk]

Some people are just delusional. Like small roosters.

 

[Ilovemyduckies]

I got another one from my older sister.

Sister: The chicken won't stop cockadoodledooing
Her friend: Uh, you mean crowing?
Sister: Yeah, that

 

[MsBagawkbagawk]

Hey, she's just being descriptive!

 

[Back2MyRoots]

Some people are just delusional. Like small roosters.

 

[BantyChickenLuv]

I took my chicken to the County Fair and had her out and was letting people pet her. One person asked me "is that a chicken?" My hen is a Frizzle and so people we're very confused.

 

[MsBagawkbagawk]

I took my chicken to the County Fair and had her out and was letting people pet her. One person asked me "is that a chicken?" My hen is a Frizzle and so people we're very confused.

Hey, me and my Naked Necks are taking a boat to a world where weird chickens are accepted. You want a ride?

I really want some Frizzled Naked Necks, that'll throw em for a loop.

 

[Back2MyRoots]

I want to take a trip to a place where it isn't weird to want to keep chickens for fun!