Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[7 Biddies]

Thank the Gods. She doesn't need hatching eggs. Can't really say what she *does* need, but it's not more chickens.

(Singing to the tune of the Wizard of Oz):


If she only had a brain la-la-la

 

[Noodlez]

And it's not like people having chickens is some new fad! Some exotic pet trend. Just 100 years ago, during World War I until after the Great Depression, the government actually advised people to keep chickens.

We've become completely ignorant in just two or three short generations later.

 

[7 Biddies]

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We sure like to think we are though. I can admit it, we are dumb. If you take the show off, I own all females attitude of Roosters and add that to the purpose of Drone Honey Bees (eat, sex, die), you've got us human males in a nutshell

Where does football fit into the equation?

 

[7 Biddies]

True, we are just uncomplex.

Ummm, is that like being "simple"?

 

[lazy gardener]

WOW,,,


I have never heard the stereotype of men being simple.... Are you sure there is such a stereotype?

"Nuff" said.​

 

[johanssonmel]

You should have run out and bought a new egg sealer right away!

Wonder if she realizes that there is "egg sealer" of a sort, and it's basically...chicken butt juice.

 

[duluthralphie]

Lazy Gardener that is the funniest and most truthful post of the week!

 

[lazy gardener]

Thank you. I thought you might appreciate it! To go along with that sentiment, hubby says: Women are crock pots, men are microwaves!

 

[KingOfFools]

Well

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Where does football fit into the equation?

Well I'm one man that does not understand chasing balls of any shape, men wearing tights running into each other at high speeds or games that score in multiples of 7 instead of just starting at 1. And if a game requires me being in front of a TV set on my Tim off, I don't want to understand. I have a wife, two kids, and chickens that depend on me spending that time with them.

Sorry to preach ha ha. I just really hate football lol.

 

[KingOfFools]

Ummm, is that like being "simple"?

Yeah, I don't think my version is a word but I like it!