Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[lazy gardener]

I have a BIL who is a rabid Patriots fan. He yells, he screams, he beats his chest. I simply look at him and say: "Oh, who just scored a home run?" And the next time he starts in, I'll ask him, "Did they just make a basket?"

 

[chicksurreal]

(Singing to the tune of the Wizard of Oz):


If she only had a brain la-la-la

 

[duluthralphie]

Well


Well I'm one man that does not understand chasing balls of any shape, men wearing tights running into each other at high speeds or games that score in multiples of 7 instead of just starting at 1. And if a game requires me being in front of a TV set on my Tim off, I don't want to understand. I have a wife, two kids, and chickens that depend on me spending that time with them.

Sorry to preach ha ha. I just really hate football lol.

I am the second man that does not watch any sports of any kind. Matter of fact, I have a running feud with DISH TV, they offer all these packages that are loaded with sports, I keep asking them for packages with no sports in them.

I find it amazing when grown men have their lives revolve around a game played by other grown men. If you want to enjoy a game, play the darn game!

 

[lazy gardener]

I'm sure that's what he thinks!!!

 

[KingOfFools]

I am the second man that does not watch any sports of any kind. Matter of fact, I have a running feud with DISH TV, they offer all these packages that are loaded with sports, I keep asking them for packages with no sports in them.

I find it amazing when grown men have their lives revolve around a game played by other grown men. If you want to enjoy a game, play the darn game!

I'm with you!

 

[KingOfFools]

I have a BIL who is a rabid Patriots fan. He yells, he screams, he beats his chest. I simply look at him and say: "Oh, who just scored a home run?" And the next time he starts in, I'll ask him, "Did they just make a basket?"

Sometimes we will play football for Command PT, and I will ask my Chief if I can be the goalie. Only a couple people are amused by it though.

 

[Kusanar]

I have a BIL who is a rabid Patriots fan. He yells, he screams, he beats his chest. I simply look at him and say: "Oh, who just scored a home run?" And the next time he starts in, I'll ask him, "Did they just make a basket?"

I was in a class one time, the teacher asked if anyone knew who won the game the night before, one person asked who was playing, I asked what sport...

 

[lazy gardener]

I was in a class one time, the teacher asked if anyone knew who won the game the night before, one person asked who was playing, I asked what sport...

Yeah, that'd be me. It's tough when I'm working (in the health field) and I have to pretend to be interested in the sport du jour! I don't watch balls either.

 

[TheKeeper]

Thank you. I thought you might appreciate it! To go along with that sentiment, hubby says: Women are crock pots, men are microwaves!

Or to quote Jeff Foxworthy:
“Women are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when you do, they can go for a long, long time. Whereas men are like...bottle rockets. <makes noise of a bottle rocket launching and then exploding> Ooh. Aah. <snores>”

 

[7 Biddies]

Well


Well I'm one man that does not understand chasing balls of any shape, men wearing tights running into each other at high speeds or games that score in multiples of 7 instead of just starting at 1. And if a game requires me being in front of a TV set on my Tim off, I don't want to understand. I have a wife, two kids, and chickens that depend on me spending that time with them.

Sorry to preach ha ha. I just really hate football lol.
Originally Posted by duluthralphie


I am the second man that does not watch any sports of any kind. Matter of fact, I have a running feud with DISH TV, they offer all these packages that are loaded with sports, I keep asking them for packages with no sports in them.

I find it amazing when grown men have their lives revolve around a game played by other grown men. If you want to enjoy a game, play the darn game!

Oh, thank heaven. There's hope for the species!! I love hearing some jock-wanna-be take credit when his team wins ... like he had something to do with it. I think sports are great for kids and are the only kind I've ever watched. But, when one grows up, it's time to earn a REAL living.

As far as idolizing some dope who could barely make it through school, but is highly overpaid because he can survive a head-on collision with another dope on a field, we've lost our minds/sense of values/dignity/common sense/etc.


PS KingOfFools Love your avatar. Nothing like seeing a daddy who's clearly head over heels in love with his little girl. That is just so cool.