The best one I've ever heard, not even an incorrect statement, was: "Have you ever thought that when you eat eggs you're basically eating a chicken's period?" Great, thanks for that thought. Didn't put me off though, I still love eggs. Sorry if I've made any of the blokes blush haha

you should look back at them an say "did you know when you eat a bratwurst your eating a hog's intestine?" (natural casing on brats and sausage)