Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[Extra Java]

a video would be wonderful. make sure you talk about salmonella, e. coli, and parasitic worms while they are getting their stuff.

Awesome!!! LOL The camera will be shaking from my laughter...don't know if I can do it. LOL

I should let the chicks free range the garage too! All those spiders ya know.

I just love my support group. You guys are great!

 

[Hinotori]

You need to get some of these plush salmonella and put them all around when they come over next time.

 

[Extra Java]

I need those for sure!!! I can put them in my egg baskets. LOL

Where can I find them?

 

[oldrooster]

Yep, about 2 hours away but it was a year of torture before they moved out and their stuff is still in the garage 2 years later! We're going to need to move just to get them to get it out.

My revenge is this....lots of large tubs full of baby chicks that throw that nice fine chick dust all over... LOL

My brothers left the nest about 13 14 years ago and still use mom's as storage for their junk. I hope if she passes that I can have the junk included as part of the estate and make them take it as part of their "inheritance". Yes their junk can be their junk and be forced to pay taxes for leaving it behind so many years....

 

[Extra Java]

I found it...this is getting GOOD!

http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/salmonella.html

 

[TREX]

I need those for sure!!! I can put them in my egg baskets. LOL

Where can I find them?

I think you should prepare something special for them being they are your in-laws....How about some worm bread to go with their salmonella? Bahahaha!!

http://cooklikepriya.blogspot.com/2013/02/caterpillar-bread-worm-shaped-bread.html

 

[TREX]

Better make sure they get this too...

http://ireallyhavetohaveit.com/product.php?id_product=315

 

[Extra Java]

Brilliant! Brilliant!

I think the kids will love this worm bread...It looks good!

The In-Laws...They REFUSE to eat ANYTHING I cook, bake or whatever. I even tried to use THEIR recipes. Doesn't matter if it's a chef's recipe from the finest restaurant in all of Europe. Believe me, I've tried and cooked/baked some really neat things...they just turn their noses up. Then, I realized they do the same at restaurants. For germ freaks, they may have eaten a few louggies from some angry chefs if you ask me...another reason we don't want to eat out with them if you know what I mean!

LOL!

 

[TREX]

Brilliant! Brilliant!

I think the kids will love this worm bread...It looks good!

The In-Laws...They REFUSE to eat ANYTHING I cook, bake or whatever. I even tried to use THEIR recipes. Doesn't matter if it's a chef's recipe from the finest restaurant in all of Europe. Believe me, I've tried and cooked/baked some really neat things...they just turn their noses up. Then, I realized they do the same at restaurants. For germ freaks, they may have eaten a few louggies from some angry chefs if you ask me...another reason we don't want to eat out with them if you know what I mean!

LOL!

Wow! I'm surprised that you managed to marry into the family without them complaining about what germs you might be bringing into the bloodlines,hahaha!!

 

[TREX]

Then, I realized they do the same at restaurants. For germ freaks, they may have eaten a few louggies from some angry chefs if you ask me...another reason we don't want to eat out with them if you know what I mean!

LOL!

I hated eating out with my grandmothers sister. She ALWAYS complained and sent food back. Was always rude to the server from the get go and never ever left a tip. I'm surprised we weren't poisoned going out to eat with that woman.