Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[member 142084]

Cornned beef Irish humor right here *raises hand* but I am a heinz 57 anyhow. All American mutt... hamburger ha ha ha

 

[member 142084]

Quote: Let me go double check.................. nope tastes like lovely organic rich eggs to me XD

 

[Weirdness555]

Not to mention that there's a lot of difference between fish and birds. Or mammals for that matter.

I still laugh over one of the question a guy got wrong on "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" It was:

True or False? All birds are mammals.

I repeat. He got it wrong.

We were watching the Apprentice the other day. I don't know if you've heard of it, but basically a load of super top buisnesspeople compete for a partnership with Lord Alan Sugar (super huge businessman). They are supposedly educated. So they had this task to set up a farm shop, and they go to this dairy farm to buy milk to make milkshakes with. I repeat, DAIRY FARM.

They go up to a field. This woman, I can't even begin to explain, says "Is that a horse? Or is it a dog?" Of course you can guess it was a cow.

Another little gem, we were in an A level biology class, and that's high level, and I'm in a room full of people who want to be doctors. Someone thought that reptiles weren't animals because they weren't mammals.

Another day, we're learning about human reproduction. My teacher is running through simple female anatomy, I'm in an all girl class, we all HAVE these body parts, and may I remind you, a room full of prospective doctors.

Some asks "so which hole do you have s** through?" and my teacher, ever good humoured, answers. Next question, from someone else: "So is that the hole the baby comes out of?". These are 18 year olds!

As for Essex girls, I am one, but the rare smart kind. We've moved to Berkshire now to live with the race horse owners

 

[babyfoot]

Quote: Not fake, that's Baby, I swear for a while she thought she was human. She loved the water when she was younger but got waterlogged too quickly, we had to keep the paddle pool cover on when she was around. She doesn't do it any more but it was cute at the time. She would paddle her feet like a duck would and go from one side to the other, she would manage a couple of those before we'd have to get her out, she punctured the top once trying to get in

 

[Nutcase]

That would have been so cute.

 

[Noobiechickluv]

We were watching the Apprentice the other day. I don't know if you've heard of it, but basically a load of super top buisnesspeople compete for a partnership with Lord Alan Sugar (super huge businessman). They are supposedly educated. So they had this task to set up a farm shop, and they go to this dairy farm to buy milk to make milkshakes with. I repeat, DAIRY FARM.

They go up to a field. This woman, I can't even begin to explain, says "Is that a horse? Or is it a dog?" Of course you can guess it was a cow.

Another little gem, we were in an A level biology class, and that's high level, and I'm in a room full of people who want to be doctors. Someone thought that reptiles weren't animals because they weren't mammals.

Another day, we're learning about human reproduction. My teacher is running through simple female anatomy, I'm in an all girl class, we all HAVE these body parts, and may I remind you, a room full of prospective doctors.

Some asks "so which hole do you have s** through?" and my teacher, ever good humoured, answers. Next question, from someone else: "So is that the hole the baby comes out of?". These are 18 year olds!

As for Essex girls, I am one, but the rare smart kind. We've moved to Berkshire now to live with the race horse owners

I, for one, am very happy to see that there are idiots in places other than the US. Sometimes I think we corner the market....

 

[7 Biddies]

Us Irish are pretty bad for taking the p*** aren't we! a couple of years ago a boy from America came to our school, for the first week he thought we all hated each other, but it is only a laugh nothing personal usually. One of the best traits a person can have is to be able to laugh at themselves.

Where in Ireland are you? I still have lots of family in Westport, County Mayo. Anywhere near there?

 

[houseofknauss]

I, for one, am very happy to see that there are idiots in places other than the US. Sometimes I think we corner the market....

sometimes it makes me wonder as a parent, what are the other parents teaching their children??? my husband doesn't want me to talk about sex around my 14 year old step daughters friends--my comment was, if they are already talking about it or asking questions, it is the prime time to slip in information and make them feel comfortable enough to ask questions. I just forewarn the parents that if the topic comes up, I don't skirt around it and I advise the girls to talk with their moms and be open.

i have one mom that doesn't really like the idea because she believes the school makes the kids desensitized to sex and that there is no mystery left to it. i managed to get one daughter to 18 and still a virgin so i figure i will give the information to the 2nd along with her friends. and believe me, my kids know what comes out of each hole.

are some people silly enough to think that if a child wants to do something bad enough they won't find a way to do it????

 

[MEMama3]

sometimes it makes me wonder as a parent, what are the other parents teaching their children???  my husband doesn't want me to talk about sex around my 14 year old step daughters friends--my comment was, if they are already talking about it or asking questions, it is the prime time to slip in information and make them feel comfortable enough to ask questions.   I just forewarn the parents that if the topic comes up, I don't skirt around it and I advise the girls to talk with their moms and be open.

i have one mom that doesn't really like the idea because she believes the school makes the kids desensitized to sex and that there is no mystery left to it.  i managed to get one daughter to 18 and still a virgin so i figure i will give the information to the 2nd along with her friends.  and believe me, my kids know what comes out of each hole.

are some people silly enough to think that if a child wants to do something bad enough they won't find a way to do it????

my husband almost died of embarrassment when he walked in and I was telling our 13yo daughter where baby boomers came from (in a humorous context). We also discussed all the children born in the November following the Ice Storm of '97.

 

[sepaditty1]

Hey, if you can't go outside...