I reserve "dumb cluck" comments for people who are deliberately stupid, of which there are unfortunately many. Luckily, you don't fall into that category
My favorite recipe for eggs is frittata. I mix the eggs in a bowl with some cheese and whatever I have on hand, like mushrooms and ham or tomato and basil. I pour it into a small pan and cook it slowly over a low heat until it sets, then flip it over to lightly brown the other side. Mm, mm, good.
Then there's eggy in a basket... cut a hole in a piece of bread, then put it in a pan with melted butter and pour the egg right into the hole in the bread. Cook it on both sides, and serve. The egg cooks up right in the bread. Nice and neat!