Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

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A saleswoman at the snotty upscale feed store near me, who sells chicks, says she only eats grocery store eggs. She doesn't like home grown. But, what would you expect from a woman who wears multiple strands of looong pearls with her jeans as working attire to sell chicks and feed? There's just no 'splaining some people.

Another snotty woman had a stroke because I gave the scraps she trimmed from the filet mignons prior to cooking them (in the toaster oven, no less) to her dogs (a maltese and a labradoodle, of course). Au horreurs!

Her: "OMG! That's fat"
Me: "Yup. It's good for them to have some fat."
Her: "But, it's raw!! It's not cooked!"
Me: "Correct. And, it doesn't have bernaise on it either, but they really scarfed it down!"
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I thought she was going to have their stomachs pumped after she regained consciousness.

This is why the more I know people, the more I avoid them.
 
Ok get this one.

I know someone who was trying to raise some meat chickens. They were concerned about heat lamps for cost, risk of fire, etc. So they asked if they could keep their chicks warm with...wait for it...

Fur.

Yes, fur.

I had to stop myself from asking if she was kidding. :lau :he
 
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I posted about chicks hatching and for sale the other day on a local site. The number of people asking me how many "hens" I hatched was astounding.
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My response that these were day old chicks only received more questions about how many "hens" were in the hatch.
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I posted about chicks hatching and for sale the other day on a local site. The number of people asking me how many "hens" I hatched was astounding.
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My response that these were day old chicks only received more questions about how many "hens" were in the hatch.
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Stating in the ad that they are 'straight run' should reduce the number of questions in half.... maybe, lol.
 
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