Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

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The reason it came up was because our town was getting ready to vote to allow chickens, where previously they didn't. I was concerned that people would just dump their older chickens up the canyon. I plan to operate under the don't ask, don't tell rule. I've spoken at length to both neighbors on either side of me and they don't really care. One is a hunter and the other wants chickens eventually too.

I love my animals but I have to be realistic about their life expectancy and the cost to raise them. I can guarantee they will have happy lives while they live with me, even if they are ultimately destined for the stock pot.

I'm raising a new flock now to replace my current layers whose time is coming soon. One citiot friend said, "Oh! You can't kill them; you named them!"

Me: "Yup. That's why I found someone to do it for me. But, I didn't invest in all this for more pets. One way or another, they are an important part of food production around here and it's all part of the plan. I can't afford to feed them when they stop laying. So, what would you suggest?"

Her: <silence> This is a woman who's all about "saving" food dollars so buys the worst, processed, GMO, "edible food-like substances" from big box stores to feed her boys. She also won't take cost effective measures like buying and/or preparing food in larger amounts to freeze because her boys don't like food that's been frozen. ("Out of the box, only, Mom!") <sigh> I feed my chickens much better than she feeds her family. But, *I'm* supposed to pour money into organic feed for chickens who no longer lay.
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On the other hand, how she reconciles her mission to save grocery money, with buying pre-made food from the grocery store or fast food joints is beyond me. None of it makes any sense. But, I guess it's not supposed to. It's all about FEELINGS! And, denial.

Actually, I *do* get it. It's all about what's cheap, fast, and easy. Quality doesn't figure into the equation. I asked her once how come she wouldn't put cheaply made clothing on her back, but will put cheaply made toxic food into her body. She admitted she hadn't though of it that way before. My bringing it to her attention didn't change anything, though. So, I get it. Her values just aren't even close to mine.
 
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My chickens have taken to digging holes in their run. Today that created a comment worthy of this category.
They decided to bury an egg in one of the holes and I was trying to reclaim it when someone came into the driveway.
"So that's where the eggs come from... you plant them and grow extras on an eggtree." Sad to say the city woman was serious and couldn't understand when I was too busy laughing to show her the rest of the "eggplants"
 
My chickens have taken to digging holes in their run. Today that created a comment worthy of this category.
They decided to bury an egg in one of the holes and I was trying to reclaim it when someone came into the driveway.
"So that's where the eggs come from... you plant them and grow extras on an eggtree." Sad to say the city woman was serious and couldn't understand when I was too busy laughing to show her the rest of the "eggplants"
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My chickens have taken to digging holes in their run. Today that created a comment worthy of this category.
They decided to bury an egg in one of the holes and I was trying to reclaim it when someone came into the driveway.
"So that's where the eggs come from... you plant them and grow extras on an eggtree." Sad to say the city woman was serious and couldn't understand when I was too busy laughing to show her the rest of the "eggplants"
This might be the funniest stupid thing I have heard on here.
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My chickens have taken to digging holes in their run. Today that created a comment worthy of this category.
They decided to bury an egg in one of the holes and I was trying to reclaim it when someone came into the driveway.
"So that's where the eggs come from... you plant them and grow extras on an eggtree." Sad to say the city woman was serious and couldn't understand when I was too busy laughing to show her the rest of the "eggplants"
That puts a whole new meaning to the word "stupid".
 
After reading some of these comments I thought I would share a story about my kid's 8Th grade English teacher.

In addition to teaching English, he has taken it on himself to do a few extracurricular activities.

He has a school garden.

He has building projects where the kids build Dog houses, chicken coops and other things they sell and the profits are split among the students.

He also raises chickens, tight there on the school yard. The chicks are hatched in the classroom incubator, then transferred to the brooder and then out into the chicken run.

The kids are responsible for cleaning the coop and run, and even learn how to process the birds, and take them home to mom in a plastic bag.

These kids will not be asking the dumb questions when they grow up.
 
this happens ALL the time!!!
'ewwww you eat your chickens eggs?!'
'yes...'
'but that means you're eating a baby chicken!!!'
'what? no it doesn't, a hen has to be with a cockerel to make a baby'
'do you have a cockerel?'
'yes...'
'then that means you're eating a baby chicken!!!'
'no it doesn't! when I eat eggs the baby hasn't even developed into the tiniest ball of cells'
'but I thought that chickens give birth to eggs, then the chick hatches!'
'no it takes 21 days of incubation before the chick is ready to hatch. besides not every egg is fertile.'
'what?!'
'like I said before, you need a cockerel and a hen to be together in order to produce fertilised eggs.'


OR/AND

'ewwwwww you eat chickens periods!! ewwwwwwww!!!!
*co comment, shrugs shoulders and walks away*
 
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