Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[vehve]

The poor things! What happened to those kittens? And also, I don't know about you, but where I live, it's a federal offense (I think. I'm not an expert on law.) to put things in peoples mailboxes.

Those pesky mailmen truly are such outlaws...

Of course I'm not that caught up on governmental and legal systems of other planets.

 

[enola]

Somebody asked me this question.
Which side has the most feathers?


Before I tell the answer I ant yall to guess which side has the most feathers.

The "out" side, of course!

 

[Bethel3330]

well sad to say it but some people really suck . we kind of "take in" cats, kittens and other small fluffy or fuzzy things around here. And every flipping kitten season we get another sob story about who ever is dropping off what ever type of animal and is driving a custom\luxury car or is wearing enough designer clothes to buy my house. Somehow just can't seem to come up with 6 bucks every few weeks to feed a skin and bones baby animal (normally kittens and puppy's). Like just because i have the label as the neighborhood crazy cat lady some how means that i have an IQ of 10 I once caught some idiot trying to put a litter of kittens in my mailbox.

Some jerks duct taped kittens to the chain link fence at a shelter I volunteered at in college. No, they couldn't tape the box shut and leave sime air holes. The left the box on the ground and taped the babies to a fence

 

[Bethel3330]

Had the same question thrown my way a couple weeks ago. It was so difficult to keep a straight face when all I wanted to say was, "of course they are still nursing, so you have to milk the momma hen first so you have something to feed the babies." If I weren't afraid for the health and safety of a chicken, I would love to gift chickens to idiots, just so they could learn a thing or two about biology and where their food comes from.

Oh my. . Lol Last I remember, we learned what a mammal was in elementary school! Yikes
I wonder if they realize chicks hatch from eggs. Better not tell them if they don't! Lol

 

[jc12551]

Yeah, probably some sort of urban legend. But a good story isn't made worse from it not being true 

True!

 

[GOLDENSEABRIGHT]

My brother told me my bantam rooster tried to eat his hair when he was getting eggs.

 

[lovetopaint]

Me: So, I'm getting chickens, would you be interested in getting eggs? They'd be free, of course.
Them: Oh yeah, sure! How many roosters are you getting?
Me: Uh, none...
Them: Oh, you won't get eggs then.
Me: *Dies from inside laughter* Why?
Them: You need a rooster to have eggs of course. The hens won't lay otherwise.
Me: Um, no you don't need a rooster.
Them: *Laughs*
6 months later....
Me: Here are some eggs! And no, I don't have a rooster.
Them: *Looks at chickens* Never mind.

 

[subhanalah]

My brother told me my bantam rooster tried to eat his hair when he was getting eggs.

before my husband started shaving his head, he wore gel in his hair. My male cat, ever since he was a kitten, would climb up on his pillow at night and lay down to chew his hair lol.

 

[subhanalah]

Saw this on another thread. It's not dumb, but I feel it belongs here.

My son says he didn't get all the redneck from his Dad's side because is mother is the one raising chickens the bathtub

 

[thechickenflock]

Today I was at the local dairy farm/cow boarding place and there was a lady there "educating" her 4 children about the chickens running around.

She pointed to the rooster and said:

see, that is the rooster, they live for exactly 1 year after becoming a rooster.Then the highest ranking hen will become a rooster. That repeats until there is one hen left, she will not become a rooster and she will not lay eggs anymore because there is no rooster.

Me:


Lol, I had no idea you could combine clown fish, chickens and myths.