Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[Peanutsmomma]

I have a cousin who said something similar. It was "why do you work taking care of chickens when the eggs are cheap in the grocery store". She also has a gym membership she never uses and eats at high end restaurants 4-5 times per week.

People like your cousin and my MIL will never understand the power of chickens! LOL!

 

[Nuggetirl]

Edit: totally posted in the wrong thread.

 

[7 Biddies]

Edit: totally posted in the wrong thread.

All in preparation for motherhood, if you don't already have human children.

 

[Nuggetirl]

Quote: Hahaha. No human children, just doggies and chickens.

 

[7 Biddies]

Hahaha. No human children, just doggies and chickens.

Well, if you ever do have kids, a little dry chicken poop sliding down your leg will seem like nothing.

That's why babies are born so cute; otherwise, we'd all be asking about the return policy shortly after giving birth.

 

[Nuggetirl]

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Makes me remember the time I was sick and my dad stayed home with me and he let me eat an entire bag of cheetos...which I puked up on the floor. Pretty sure he would have returned me then if he could.

 

[7 Biddies]

Makes me remember the time I was sick and my dad stayed home with me and he let me eat an entire bag of cheetos...which I puked up on the floor. Pretty sure he would have returned me then if he could.

I rest my case.

 

[oldrooster]

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I am waiting for a food slot to be installed in my quarters and be able to walk over to it and press a button and tell it what I want and it materializes out of thin air. I saw it on TV so it has to be true, phasers will replace policeman's guns any day now with proper from Star Fleet......

 

[vehve]

Quote:

I am waiting for a food slot to be installed in my quarters and be able to walk over to it and press a button and tell it what I want and it materializes out of thin air. I saw it on TV so it has to be true, phasers will replace policeman's guns any day now with proper from Star Fleet......
We had one of those when I was a kid. We referred to it as "Dad". Some people might be more familiar with the "Mom" model. I have now taken that function in our home. Here it seems to be voice activated though, the better half just yells "Food! Snacks! Drinkable!" from her spot in the couch

 

[poodlechicks]

We had one of those when I was a kid. We referred to it as "Dad". Some people might be more familiar with the "Mom" model. I have now taken that function in our home. Here it seems to be voice activated though, the better half just yells "Food! Snacks! Drinkable!" from her spot in the couch