Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[Hinotori]

Quote:
How to read the sell dates.

http://whatscookingamerica.net/Q-A/EggsSell.htm

 

[minnehaha]

Here are a couple you might enjoy:

I was talking with someone who wanted to know if mules grew up to be horses or donkeys.

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

 

[Howlet]

What kind of bantam is she? I would love tiny pink eggs.

mines an EE lol we only get like 1 every week doh DX

 

[speckledhen]

I have one for you. We had a Labor Day family cookout with DH's silbings at our place. One of his younger sisters was admiring my broody BR hen, Dottie, with her few-days-old chicks. And she asks me...
wait for it...
are you sitting down?

"How does she feed them? Does she have milk?"

 

[GimmeCake]

Sorry, but all pink slime is nasty. Especially since they wash it in ammonia.

Unfortunately, they wash a lot of store meat in that.

 

[GimmeCake]

That doesn't look like all white meat to me!

I forgot to mention they actually stopped using that stuff at least a few years ago. Now they're using actual meat. Not quality meat, but meat.

 

[OneMountainAcres]

Unfortunately, they wash a lot of store meat in that.

bleh. I can't wait until we can afford to buy our meat by the grass fed cow, raise our own meat birds, and find a good place to get pork. It's disgusting the things we eat anymore and most of us on a budget don't have much choice

 

[hennible]

Very true. And some times there's no easy way to get local products...

 

[minnehaha]

 

[minnehaha]

I have one for you. We had a Labor Day family cookout with DH's silbings at our place. One of his younger sisters was admiring my broody BR hen, Dottie, with her few-days-old chicks. And she asks me...
wait for it...
are you sitting down?

"How does she feed them? Does she have milk?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....OMG that is freakin' hilarious!!!!