Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[7 Biddies]

Person: do your chickens lay eating eggs or baby's?
Me: what do you mean?
Person :
Do your chickens lay baby chicks or eggs?
Me: umm, baby chicks hatch out of eggs!
Person: no they don't! Look online and get your facts straight!
On the same day
Person: do you eat your chickens eggs?
Me: yes
Person: OMG MURDERER you do realise you're eating their baby's
Me: no, I don't have a rooster, therefore the eggs can't be fertilized
Person: you need a rooster to get eggs! So I know you have a rooster, and it's gross to eat them, they have the roosters stuff in them!

Not exactly academics, are they?

 

[bigmrg74]

Not exactly academics, are they?

Oh lets be honest 7 Biddies, how many academics are "academics" outside of their own fields??

 

[7 Biddies]

Oh lets be honest 7 Biddies, how many academics are "academics" outside of their own fields??

Ok. You've got me there. Poor choice of noun. How about, not very bright, are they?

 

[vehve]

I prefer "Not the sharpest spoon in the drawer"

 

[Blooie]

"Not the brightest crayon in the box.'?

 

[Peep_Show]

"Attic light has a dim bulb"?

 

[lazy gardener]

2 sandwiches short of a picnic. I have sharp knives in my drawer... some sharper than others!

 

[7 Biddies]

2 sandwiches short of a picnic. I have sharp knives in my drawer... some sharper than others!

But, she said "sharpest SPOON in the drawer", which I love.

 

[7 Biddies]

How about, "Not exactly the brains of Britain, now is he?" This was once said to me whilst traveling on a train to Gatwick Airport in London.

 

[vehve]

Now I feel emasculated, @7 Biddies ...