Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[hennible]

This silkie meat talk reminds me of my experience at a Chinese restaurant several years ago. I ordered sweet & sour chicken and when the waitress brought out my plate it was the wrong order. She came back a 2nd time with the correct order but it had a couple hairs on the food. When the waitress brought my order back a 3rd time, it looked fine. I cut into a piece of chicken and it was deep dark, dark, brown. By then my co-workers were falling out of the booth laughing. When I asked the waitress what kind of chicken meat my order was made from she said in very broken English, "Black chicken, that black chicken". By then I had lost my appetite for anything.

Lol!

We ate at a Thai restaurant one time and when they brought my soup out it had a fly in it, when I told the waiter about it, he took my spoon and fished it out of the soup and said "Good now, you eat" in  very heavily accented English. Needless to say, I did not eat the soup, or anything else there.

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[Ibicella]

But the point still stands that the blanket statement that no one needs to worry about vaccines is false.

Feel free to nitpick the obvious. Your time, not mine.

 

[SpringPeeper]

Feel free to nitpick the obvious. Your time, not mine.

I just don't like people giving out blanket medical advice. I also figure if we're on a chicken forum making fun of people who don't know much about chickens, we're all burning off a bit of spare time.

 

[SpringPeeper]

I think it'd be funny to give somebody a piece of that as fried chicken and not tell them what color it was under the coating and watch the reaction....

(evil, evil me)

That would be mean, but a little funny/

 

[7 Biddies]

Doubt that, have you seen what 90% of our population look like?

Their looks aren't the problem. Are you familiar with the Bell Curve???

 

[7 Biddies]

I just don't like people giving out blanket medical advice. I also figure if we're on a chicken forum making fun of people who don't know much about chickens, we're all burning off a bit of spare time.

Speaking of the Bell Curve, where do you think someone who takes "blanket medical advice" from a lay person on a backyard chicken forum would fall on it? Frankly, I ignore any such advice and assume anyone with any sense does too. But, those who take such advice to heart need to get out of the gene pool ... a task that is accomplished by following such advice in the first place. See? No need to be concerned; everything rights itself in the end.

 

[SpringPeeper]

Speaking of the Bell Curve, where do you think someone who takes "blanket medical advice" from a lay person on a backyard chicken forum would fall on it? Frankly, I ignore any such advice and assume anyone with any sense does too. But, those who take such advice to heart need to get out of the gene pool ... a task that is accomplished by following such advice in the first place. See? No need to be concerned; everything rights itself in the end.

If we killed off anyone making a stupid or overly trusting choice, surely we'd all have done something worthy of death by now.

I'm raising/preparing quail for Thanksgiving, and a few in-laws are starting to flutter about nervously about the unconventional protein choice. I look forward to having something to add to this thread after Thanksgiving.

 

[bigmrg74]

If we killed off anyone making a stupid or overly trusting choice, surely we'd all have done something worthy of death by now.

I'm raising/preparing quail for Thanksgiving, and a few in-laws are starting to flutter about nervously about the unconventional protein choice. I look forward to having something to add to this thread after Thanksgiving.

It has feathers, a beak, and wings. Not all that different than a chicken or a turkey.

Oh are they being sissies about the idea of you actually killing the animal that you raised?

 

[oldrooster]

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Perhaps, serve opossum, raccoon, rabbit, skunk, venison among other meats the early settlers ate.

 

[sunflour]

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Perhaps, serve opossum, raccoon, rabbit, skunk, venison among other meats the early settlers ate.
Anyone interested in chipmunks, I can trap and ship enough for a crowd.